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EASTENDERS 65 - we KNEW he would be a perve !!! TV PACE NO SPOILERS

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Blondeshavemorefun · 05/07/2023 20:00

Soooooooo

Theo is the perve sex man. Well called to who said that

So we know but how long till Stace knows and martin def knows something is up

Lily is expanding by the minute - sure baby will come soon and not September

Poor Kim is inside for a few more days - hurry up and get her medical report

Ravi and Chelsea are back on

Jack and Denise are back on

Assume Patrick and Yolanda aren’t back on as he’s come back

The 3 brides shazza Kathy and kat - who will get married first and in what dress and to who 😂

As usually most kids in kiddi cupboard for parties and events and sure baby slater will be the same in years to come 😂😂

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Meredusoleil · 26/07/2023 20:10

AutumnalLeaves38 · 26/07/2023 20:06

Theo must have superhuman hearing to eavesdrop on Martin and Stacey's discussion from that distance away!
("Eavesdroppers never hear good about themselves" - my late Grandmother).

Karen rolling up her sleeves, ready to take on Sharon in a scrap!!

I thought Karen was hilarious tonight! Love how true to her character she always is ❤️

the80sweregreat · 26/07/2023 20:15

I wonder what the storyline will be with Alfie ?
Lisa has gone , but one of the characters will probably develop a gambling addiction!
Or he'll end up robbing it for some money
Only guessing , but they have made a big deal of this..

TheSeaDoesntKnowMyName · 27/07/2023 11:58

they need to sack Lindas make up artist!

EASTENDERS 65 - we KNEW he would be a perve !!! TV PACE NO SPOILERS
EASTENDERS 65 - we KNEW he would be a perve !!! TV PACE NO SPOILERS
the80sweregreat · 27/07/2023 12:00

Give L a break : She had the Christmas from hell and now living with her mum and the Knights ! She isn't feeling it even months on from all this

CherryCokeFanatic · 27/07/2023 13:01

Caught up on last night. Jesus Sharon looked desperate shouting past Karen begging for Ken to talk to her 😂 this man must have a magic dick or something. Get your EoW arrangement sorted and get back on the pull Sharon! Perhaps someone closer to your age this time?

I also noticed that about Alfie - no money for rent but can splash out £20 or more on 3 vodka lemonades and a rum for Patrick. London bar prices aren’t cheap! Will the bookies set come back perhaps? Does anyone know what he’s been doing for work lately? He didn’t do Lola’s funeral because of work apparently, I assumed he had already got the bookies job he mentioned interviewing for before that. But nope apparently that’s only just come through now.

the80sweregreat · 27/07/2023 13:22

Alfie was also working the stalls , but only now and again. How he pays the rent with only Freddie's wages and these odd jobs is a mystery
As dh said, since losing the Vic landlord job and being in and out of the square , he hasn't had a proper job for years
He spent most of the big lottery winnings he had with Kat on a brain op too.

gingercat02 · 27/07/2023 17:11

Oh creepy Theo has dropped himself right in it now!

Blondeshavemorefun · 27/07/2023 17:35

Doesn't anyone else want to know what Theo wanted Stace to do

Or is it just me 😂

Really don't know what shazza is so desperate for Ken.

He must be good in bed.

Only thing I can think of as he has no money - no job apart from
One shazza brought him - no get up and go so why .......

She is a successful business woman who seems to have a money tree like phil as a whole back she was so poor

Theo def dropped self in it but sure the storyline will roll for a while

Who will suspect Theo first

Shame about martin and Stace. I think they will be good together. They were once

Ans yes alfie. Poor penny less Alicia gets a job finally but hasn't a pot to piss in yet can buy £25 worth of drinks assuming a vodka and l is £7 or so

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Jellykat · 27/07/2023 17:45

I'm trying not to think about what creepy Theo wanted Stacey to do!
Mustve been pretty obscene for Stacey and Eve to both be appalled.. wouldnt imagine either character to be easily shocked, lets face it!

Bunionbabe · 27/07/2023 19:25

Even Stacey and her tribe must be able to work out who the stalker is. Surely Lily will tell that Leo was quizzing her about Stace and Mart.

CherryCokeFanatic · 27/07/2023 19:39

Surely it was just to get her baps or ham sandwich out?

Jellykat · 27/07/2023 19:43

Wouldve thought that was a pretty bog standard non shocking request Cherry

Jellykat · 27/07/2023 20:00

Ooo er, clever bugger, making her feel scared so he can be her saviour.. and there was us thinking he slipped up yesterday..

gingercat02 · 27/07/2023 20:05

CherryCokeFanatic · 27/07/2023 19:39

Surely it was just to get her baps or ham sandwich out?

😂😂😂😂😂😂

AutumnalLeaves38 · 27/07/2023 20:21

@Blondeshavemorefun, Freud would have a field day analysing Sharon's relationship with Keanu!

CherryCokeFanatic · 27/07/2023 20:36

@Jellykat Indeed but she thought it was a lonely old bloke who wanted to hear about her discounted lamb at the supermarket, not to see her play with her bits. Can’t imagine it was anything more than that! If it was something more left field surely they would make some jokes/comments about it.

AutumnalLeaves38 · 27/07/2023 20:39

Kim dispensing psychological wisdom, after a single session with her own therapist!

Bugger the nail-technician work, Kim: set up a market booth offering free advice, alongside Sonia (medical) and Eve (legal).

Sidenote:
Pink wafers/chocolate digestives?? Just nope.
Everyone knows the biscuity gold standard of mental equilibrium is a fig roll...

Blondeshavemorefun · 27/07/2023 20:42

Ffs I did a huge post and went poof so the gist of it

Awwww I love pink wafers. How cute was he !!!

Glad alfie got our down my female boss

Shazza was a bitch to Linda saying not her friend but then over crisps best mates again

As Theo hears jack saying he hasn't done anything illegal he went for me

Now is a stalker saying I'm watching you !!!

Why didn't they go to the flower shop and ask to look at the cctv as he paid in cash

Martin will work out it's Theo and save the day !!!

Even George is growing on me

But yes what does shazza SEE IN KEN

if he was old I could understand as a father figure but not young unless he is hung 😂

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Jellykat · 27/07/2023 20:57

Who knows Cherry.. I just cant imagine theyd be so shocked if it was a mere 'get your tits out'

This line of thought is all Blondes fault, asking if anyone else was wondering what Theo wanted Stacey to do.. I'd put the thought to the back of my mind until then Grin

AutumnalLeaves38 · 27/07/2023 20:57

"Why didn't they go to the flower shop and ask to look at the cctv as he paid in cash"

Good point.

Jellykat · 27/07/2023 20:59

Didnt the flower shop say there was a customer confidentiality issue?

Blondeshavemorefun · 27/07/2023 21:25

Sure the flower shop would show cctv if said he was stalking me

@Jellykat did no one else want to know what he said

She slammed the lid down

Martin was disgusted

Surely can't be show a boob

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Jellykat · 27/07/2023 21:34

I'm teasing Blondes. of course we wanted to know.. just thought i'd blame you for our messy minds Grin

GonnaGetGoingReturns · 27/07/2023 21:36

It’s quite funny how watching you see who are good actors or some like Keanu who has snatches where he’s good (not recently!). I mean Sharon isn’t that good an actress really, Linda is better.

I liked the exchange between Kathy and Suki re getting the cruise back.

Eve is really nice especially over Martin and the stalker but worry she’ll get glossed over.

Blondeshavemorefun · 27/07/2023 22:03

Jellykat · 27/07/2023 21:34

I'm teasing Blondes. of course we wanted to know.. just thought i'd blame you for our messy minds Grin

😂😂😂

Or
Maybe I'm the perve

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