EASTENDERS 65 - we KNEW he would be a perve !!! TV PACE NO SPOILERS

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Soooooooo

Theo is the perve sex man. Well called to who said that

So we know but how long till Stace knows and martin def knows something is up

Lily is expanding by the minute - sure baby will come soon and not September

Poor Kim is inside for a few more days - hurry up and get her medical report

Ravi and Chelsea are back on

Jack and Denise are back on

Assume Patrick and Yolanda aren’t back on as he’s come back

The 3 brides shazza Kathy and kat - who will get married first and in what dress and to who 😂

As usually most kids in kiddi cupboard for parties and events and sure baby slater will be the same in years to come 😂😂

Thought Suki and Cathy were great together at sorting the Greece trip exchange!

As soon as Nish won the holiday I thought how’s that going to work it’s in the wrong names etc. also does anyone have holiday paperwork anymore in those little folder things. Anything I’ve booked in the past few years is online only

Made me laugh when Rocky said they had 45 minutes to get ready to go! I need a good couple of days to sort everything out and pack.

Karen’s flat is the original tardis: she lives there with Mitch (are they together?) Bernie, Mack, Mia, Bailey (who has vanished) and at one point Finlay and his also brother lived there. Eight people. Her other two sons apparently never visit. But maybe the flat is bigger than it seems. My aunt lives in what looks like a small council flat from the outside but actually has 4 very spacious bedrooms.

And Keegan's gone too so there's enough space for Albie to have his own room too

It is on 2 levels so 4 bedroom

First floor kitchen /living room

Bathroom

2 bed

Then stairs going up and another 2 bed up there

Forgot about Mack and Mia - not
Living With step mummy Chesea in their dads house

Sharons hair.... she needs to get a better stylist/hair extensionist

Sharon's hair does look awful at the moment. Also that ill fitting red dress last night was particularly bad. Sorry Sharon 😁

yes - that dress was hideous

not a spoiler but the outfit she was wearing in the screenshot was much better, loose top and skin tight leggings

Do you think the hair is meant to look ropey - as if it’s about the best that Sharon could achieve on the square? Given that no one ever leaves the square for anything. Or is her hair as bad in real life? It’s truly awful - the costume dept are getting it wrong with her at the moment. When she is lamely putting toys away in a cocktail dress and stilettos, it looks ridiculous.

I wonder if Sharon goes to Fox and Hair? I've found myself wondering if Sharon wears her hair like that in real life.

I don’t reckon Denise would let her leave the salon looking like that.

Sharon is a business woman , so to enhance her image they put her in these type of clothes
Even though the outfits Sam Mitchell used to wear were more appropriate. Smart Suits etc

I much preferred Sharon's style before she lost loads of weight.

Maybe it is just to show off the weight loss ?
(Tbf , if I looked as good as she does I'd wear skinny leggings etc too ! )
Although a cocktail type dress would be a step too far for an ordinary day at work / childcare

Sharon’s outfit looked like something my 10 year old would play with from her fancy dress-up box. A working mum with a lively toddler tottering around in stilettos🙄 She needs to take a leaf out of Sam’s book and lean more towards the power blazers and fitted trouser suits.

Surely Nish realised Suki threw the card game so I would have thought he’d be more annoyed as he’s so controlling. She undermined him in public so shrugging it off so casually seemed out of character (maybe he has some revenge planned..) Lol at Kathy and Rocky able to pack and leave in 45 minutes. No doubt they used the single black hold-all everyone has when they leave the square for any length of time.

Drunk Martin picking a fight with a complete stranger whose minding his own business and looking at women on his own phone. Ok.

Martin was so out of order last night

I wonder if the Kathy/Suki thing is part of the build-up to the murder? Bringing the six women closer together so they'll cover for each other maybe? I might have to re-watch the future episode as I can't remember most of it - are the 'six' Suki, Stacey, Kathy, Sharon, Linda and errrrrr Denise? Or is it 5? Bloody menopause brain!

It's six women featured in the flash forwards episode ;
Stacey
Suki
Kathy
Sharon ( in a wedding dress )
Linda
Denise

Stacey has blood on her hands
Dee is holding a broken bottle
Linda had an injured lip

Yes I think it will be a bit like that film (Widows?) where all the women stick together to cover something up.

They are setting the groundwork by coming up with convoluted ways to establish a bond between them.

Next: Stacey and Denise become besties😭

Dee and Stacey might bond over the new baby ?

I completely forgot they will be joint grandmother/step-grandmother to the baby. Lily’s storyline is so ridiculous I just zone out.

Family relations are very complex sometimes!
Alfie couldn't afford the rent , yet he then bought spirts for everyone after getting a job that won't pay him for a while.

Bloody obvious result with Stacey leaving her laptop page open in the sitting room.. great idea with a house full of kids (and Martin of course)..
Not very clever there Theo..

Why cant Alfie get a job outside of the square? so unrealistic, when theres this little thing called 'the tube'!

Ken has such clean overalls for a mechanic!

Theo must have superhuman hearing to eavesdrop on Martin and Stacey's discussion from that distance away!
("Eavesdroppers never hear good about themselves" - my late Grandmother).

Karen rolling up her sleeves, ready to take on Sharon in a scrap!!