EASTENDERS 65 - we KNEW he would be a perve !!! TV PACE NO SPOILERS

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Soooooooo

Theo is the perve sex man. Well called to who said that

So we know but how long till Stace knows and martin def knows something is up

Lily is expanding by the minute - sure baby will come soon and not September

Poor Kim is inside for a few more days - hurry up and get her medical report

Ravi and Chelsea are back on

Jack and Denise are back on

Assume Patrick and Yolanda aren’t back on as he’s come back

The 3 brides shazza Kathy and kat - who will get married first and in what dress and to who 😂

As usually most kids in kiddi cupboard for parties and events and sure baby slater will be the same in years to come 😂😂

It was adorable 😍
They were in the carriage and people walked past and shouted congratulations. So they had a laugh and freddie grabbed Bobby and kissed him and told him he could do a lot worse 😍😅

Their return will be what splits that friendship up, wont it.

Ian will be terrified of George!

George is pretty intimidating
Ian won't stand a chance against him
He'll be gutted that his beloved chippy is sold on and his restaurant as well by his mum.
Maybe Nish will buy the chip shop , he already has the chicken shop.
So many places to eat in Walford !

They’ve known each other roughly two years I think. IRL would anyone in their late 30s, presumably with an existing long term friendship circle, call someone they’ve known for that length of time their BF? A very close friendship evolves over a longer period of time imo

I thought the back story was that Martin and Zach were football team mates long before Zach was a character

No, that was Kush and Martin. Nobody knew Zack from before. Bffs happen quick on enders.

I don't remember that with Zac and Martin before he came to live on the square, but my memory is hazy when it comes to EE plots.
I do recall Sharon and Kathy meeting him at the funeral ( was that Gavin?? )
He had a fast car and was a 'Jack the lad
Of course living on Albert square with his half sibling Sharon was a big draw for him !
( I think they are half siblings ?)
Although parentage of those two I'm not sure of

Kush was friends with Martin before he lived on the square.

I love their friendship Bobby Is shy and awkward and Freddie Is like an over excited puppy it's very sweet.

I think they share the same biological dad, Kathy’s ex husband. Gavin? I wasn’t watching when he came back on the scene but think he was some kind of gangster. No idea who Zach’s mum is. I remember he said he grew up in care.

Two years seems more than enough time to have formed a BFF friendship, esp when they lived together; and in a community where they all live in each other's pockets

I struggle to see what is in it for Sharon (being with Keanu) even if he is easy on the eye and the greatest shag in the universe.
The looks will fade. He is thick as mince. Comes up with ludicrous schemes/thieving that he then needs rescuing from. You can't trust him. She has had to provide him with a job and business (that he will probably run into the ground). He still whines about wanting to be "the man" when provided with business. What possibly could they have in common (apart from Albie)? It's not even as if he is funny or charming, just boring and witless.

And in typical EE BFF situations ....they didn't like each other at the begining !

Didn't martin punch him ?

That was about Martin and Zach .

Yep, there's never any fun with him. I don't know if I've ever seen him smile. It's always furrowed brow and scowling.

And he's a dreadful actor to boot.

Coz keanu is thick

Equally she thought her mother in law was dead 😂

Keanu has never been the brightest, sure. But wasn't he a nice reliable boy to begin with?

Ken was lovely to start with
It has gone downhill since
I agree he is a nightmare now , but Sharon doesn't help by bailing him out constantly

I thought it was on the lips

Cindy must know Kathy is alive by now ! Lol
I agree that Kathy can't be too judgemental as she pretended for years to be dead
Pots n kettles

Might have been on the lips ! It was a brief interlude !!

Oh i think it was

If Sharon was on mumsnet she would have been told to LTB manchild, cocklodger.

Martin got over losing Kush very quickly and the script has been written for Zach to take his place as the best mate. I think it’s implausible that Keanu would be marrying a woman that much older than him but to be fair she does look good