EASTENDERS 65 - we KNEW he would be a perve !!! TV PACE NO SPOILERS

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Soooooooo

Theo is the perve sex man. Well called to who said that

So we know but how long till Stace knows and martin def knows something is up

Lily is expanding by the minute - sure baby will come soon and not September

Poor Kim is inside for a few more days - hurry up and get her medical report

Ravi and Chelsea are back on

Jack and Denise are back on

Assume Patrick and Yolanda aren’t back on as he’s come back

The 3 brides shazza Kathy and kat - who will get married first and in what dress and to who 😂

As usually most kids in kiddi cupboard for parties and events and sure baby slater will be the same in years to come 😂😂

Dotty would definitely know Jo.
The cottons have many relatives , even Reiss is a cotton by marriage or something !
I'm thinking it's gotta be someone we all know too : otherwise why show her on the phone and that's been twice now

Oh and what about when Elaine and Kathy were talking. Can’t remember exactly what it was about but didn’t Kathy say something that alluded to Cindy in the past term and I was thinking neither women know she’s George’s estranged wife

Yeah. Elaine said ' if George's ex shows up, she'll get a flea in her ear ' or something like that I think !
Oh my god, if Cindy rocks up it'll be epic
Kathy is bound to be there too

Yes! That was it! If only Kathy knew…

Goodness, her daughter in law who she thought was dead , is her new best friends wife

I adore Kathy and Rocks though
He is a charmer
Ben was funny too and looks great in a suit
It's just how far fetched it is that makes me go grrr!!

I’m sure it’s a crime to impersonate a police officer so Callum won’t be impressed at Ben taking his badge. Not that he’s ever really cared about Ben’s past criminality, kidnappings, robbery etc.

I forgot Reiss is a Cotton. When he handed Phil’s money back to him (£10k in that small envelope, really) he is so unlike the rest of the family he must have been adopted😭

Elaine and Kathy are indeed new best friends. It’s annoying in EE how characters who barely know become besties in the blink of an eye. Zach called Martin his best mate the other day!

Dick van Dyke Rocky's leaping side heel click!

Karen's (frankly terrifying) alien impressions.

Ben impersonating a detective more effectively than his husband actually ever does.

Strange old episode.

Reiss has forgotten his wife in a coma though , so he might have some Cotton genes ! He was very brave to wade into that with Phil and money , but he did the right thing.

They make friends fast on EE
Look at Freddie and Bobby , only known each other a while and now joined at the hips ( and lips ) now E and K too , although that's a nice friendship ( for now )

😂
Yes , it was odd
Plus Ben got changed into a nice clean suit and shirt / tie in mega quick time too
I guess he isn't working now , so has time for impersonating his husband !

Karen was clearly doing 'The Pale man' from 'Pans Labyrinth' !!

I'm gonna throw Max Branning onto the mix of who is Jo's assistant!
Although why he would be targeting them I'm not sure ?
Rocks has been inside ( mind you, they all have at some points )

Stacey rocking up in her leopard tabard was also weird too, touch of the Kat Slaters there

Made me smile tho'

Peggy and Albie are the same age, but Peggy just seems to be older in her manner than Albie is. I guess it's hard casting little ones
They are both cute though , Peggy is a sweetheart

@EEastie77Returns - I don't think Sharon was motivated by jealousy. She sees a little child, Albie's age, potentially being taken from her mother on the whim of a father who's been absent for all her life. I don't recall Keanu even mentioning Peggy before Lisa's return. (Personally, I'd be hacked off that he didn't discuss his plan with me, but perhaps Sharon's more forgiving than me).

Sharon is very forgiving
She is the voice of reason , but it must be exhausting dealing with Ken's tantrums and her ex Phil ( although he is handy for money )

I do like Sharon's demands !
They are all so closely related you can almost demand anything of them I suppose

Dont understand why Shazzas with Ken.. he must be a good shag thats all i can think of!

I think that Sharon and Ken kind of work on some odd level, but a lot of it must be lust too
She tends to mother him a bit , but you just would given that large age gap. She gets him out of his scrapes by using Phil , who clearly still loves her enough to give over money and his time bailing them out. She can talk him round
(It's not a situation most normal people have !)

A lot of work for little reward though imo!

I guess it is hard going with him.
Really he should be with someone like Chelsea or Gina , his own age , no baggage , no Phil!
If they were wiling to take on two children by two different mums and all that

Zach and Martin have been friends for ages - they lived together

I must have missed the kiss between Bobby and Freddie, was it a serious kiss?

No, Freddy and Bobby sat in the horse drawn carriage and Freddie have him a jokey kiss on the cheek! It was funny