Classic Emmerdale: No calm after the storm

[JaneJeffer]

Happy New Year 2004 everyone

Ooh Ethan

Utter shite. That's what

Aww, little Belle! So cute and brilliant actress. That Ethan's a nasty piece of work!

Belle's voice goes right through my head!

Jimmy and Kelly in the bath 🤮🤮🤮

I was in and out of the kitchen so I missed the bath, phew. I could hear all this screeching and didn't know what had happened so I looked at the telly and there was Belle yakking away

I’m liking Betty all dressed up at the airport but she’s been called to the information desk

Poor Betty 🙁

I'm a day behind.

This doctor is terrible.
Why do people tolerate Nicola's bossiness and completely taking over?
Can't someone just tell her to get stuffed?

I forgot to watch today

Biff came back for Seth's non funeral.
Edna appeared without a hat.
Pearl and Len came back from holiday.
Jarvis got all maudlin.
Nicola was bossy.
Oh and there was a LOT of Dingle poaching stuff I whizzed through.

Thanks @RaraRachael

The General was caught, a joint effect between Alan and Seth's spirit.
Cathy is still a saint.
Shadrach drank Seth's pint.

I've no interest in the Dinglas poaching japes so missed that bit.

It wasn't till she came back that I realised how irritating Kathy was - and that voice that seems to go up and down at all the wrong times.

I keep forgetting to watch. I need to put an alarm on my phone

RIP Seth 🖤

Thanks @CherryogDog I forgot about The General. Did they put him back?

The only other thing that happened yesterday was that Lisa went mad at Debbie for going to a party at Daz's when she had pretended she was off revising. Then today she found out Debbie had been mitching off school so she told her she had to stop gallivanting, stay home from school and start looking after Sarah properly instead of fobbing her onto Emily. Later Debbie got all upset and told Emily she wants to love Sarah but she just doesn't.
Also, today Betty stole Seth's coffin (helped by Zak and Laurel) and gave Ashley an empty coffin for the funeral while she secretly buried Seth in the woods at Home Farm.
Nothing else really happened except Louise and John Stape (forget his emmerdale name) having some kind of romance..

@JaneJeffer no, he's been stuffed and mounted in the Woolpack as a memorial to Seth.
I felt sorry for the fish lol!
Is Nick still in prison for something he didn't do? Kathy mentioned her mum, but not her brother.

That Louise gets around! I forgot about Seth being buried in the woods! Hopefully not in the same place as Malone

Found this about Nick:

In March 1996 Nick was determined to catch some poachers. They even tied him to a tree and shoved a fish in his mouth. In April 1996, Nick accidentally shot and killed Jed Connell a poacher at Home Farm.
Nick was later charged with manslaughter and sent to prison for ten years.
In 2001 Kathy said that Nick is still serving his prison sentence.
As of 2020, it is uncertain what has happened to Nick but he was probably released from prison in about 2006.

Aah Nick did do it.
I remember Seth being buried in the woods, but I'm pretty sure that when he was later found he was right in the middle, not 10 yards from the road.

Imagine Cathy, Katy and Elsa in a scene together, the stuff of nightmares!
And obviously I need new glasses, because until she speaks I keep thinking Nicola is Val 😚 it's the hair style.

I've never liked modern day Nicola, but not having seen these episodes, I didn't realise how utterly horrible she was. Nobody is allowed an opinion apart from her and she just won't listen to any point of view apart from her own.

I know bad things have happened to her over the years but I really have zero sympathy for her as she's just so awful.

I see Sandy has arrived

I'm on +1

Is reading the banns still a thing in church?

Not in any church I know of (Scotland). They then started putting a list of upcoming marriages in the registrars window but even that has stopped now.

Rodney and Kelly 😫