God. The Jeremey Kyle show is DIRE isnt it?

[tiredemma]

I have had the misfortune of being ill and stuck at home for the past three days. While doing some uni coursework I have had the TV on in the background and as a result, have been subjected to this show.

So for three days I have seen misery and poor health (dental health mainly) on a large scale.

Where do they find these people? Do they take one of those 'fun buses' around and 'recruit' them?

Its bloody awful.

lol National Television. Why do they always harp on about that?

'You disgust me. GET OFF MY STAGE!'

the nobber on this clip defies belief

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw3zxL-yahU&feature=related

its on for about 9 mins - but the man is a complete twat.

why is the sound not working on it for me?

Arghh! Brother used to live in Walsall, had a cracking view of the train depot (the only good thing about the place according to him) and the M6 flyover.

lol at national televeision

Lolol at National TV.

Other top phrase being "one thing led to another" - shorthand for "7 WKDs and 2 pints of snakebite led to me getting pregnant and not knowing which out of these 5 dentally challenged knobheads is the father".

LOL LOL LOL @ 'dentally challenged'

PMSL @ this thread!!!!

"Dentally challenged" and "fun bus" is just so true, isn't it?!

Gonna watch the youtube thing now.

Oh and another catchphrase is "If I'm honest..." ggrrr!

you have to watch all of it though- its only in the last few minutes that the man gets all shitty.

oh PMSL!!! That's so funny!! I agree that the bloke on it deserves to be shot tho!!

Oh god, WHY DONT THEY HAVE ANY TEETH?!!!!!

OK, now I am going to tell you what annoys me most about Jeremy Kyle.

It is the way he overuses the word 'erudite'. Has anybody else noticed this?

Obviously he heard it once and assumed it was a synonym for 'intelligent', and thought it sounded impressive, and now he uses it all over the place when he is trying to say that someone is not completely stupid - eg 'Obviously you're a very erudite lady - you knew that sleeping with this man might make you pregnant'.

Erudite means learned, educated, scholarly. It does not mean somebody who has a small amount of common sense.
I wonder if he thinks he is erudite himself. Snort.

Was it Charlie Brooker asked if he talks like that normally.. does he get home from work and say to his wife "Look, you're an erudite woman.. why did you put too much sugar in my tea again, on NATIONAL televsion!!! Get out of my kitchen, you disgust me!! I'm paying taxes for you to waste sugar!!"

(I realize the answer is no, because it would be abusive... so why do these people queue up for him to do it???)

LOLOL Sue!

He actually makes my skin crawl . Did anyone see Vivien Vyle? That was so funny .

'Erudite woman' - LOVE it- Might even do a name change and have that as my name from now on.

He also says 'patently' a lot.

and 'Graham'- he mentions graham a lot.

Was Vivien Vyle a piss take of him?

No tiredemma, he mentions "the Genius" alot.

I wonder if Graham tells him to fuck off with his naff advice after every show?

ha ha ha watch this

ooh and this

ROFL Tiredemma!

"YOUR SCUM!"

Oh I love it in a kind of toungue in cheek way .. am trying to stream it so I can see it at work 'I'm jeremy kyle and you're scum!" haven't you seen vivian vyle take on things with jenifer saunders.

I'm going to see if I can get in the audience ..

If ever I am grumbling about my life I can put Jeremy Kyle on and instantly feel better.