Below Deck - Hayu Pace....The Best Goddam Job In The World

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Will the boat leave the Dock?
Will Colin turn into a creep now he's single?
Will Gary make it in time to snog all the stews?
Will Daisy ever stop crying?

Roll up for the new series if BDSY.

You’re not giving it away. The ep was out today so all done to discuss the ep.

I’m finding Kizzi’s personality being just sex jarring. I’m glad she’s a good stew otherwise it would be too much for me!

Couldn't really get excited about Joe, think it's ok both Tessa and Christian went neither were any good or added anything unless you count Christian and Max's feud.

The vegan guest...what exactly does he want? A quorn sausage? Maybe chef should just give him a big bowl of lentil slop for each meal topped with a spinach leaf. It's not helpful if people only tell you what they don't want.

It’s weird to reject a salad and say your food does not have nutrients and minerals

Vegan guest is just being a twat!! Give me a plate of salads and I would be happy. The mushrooms looked delicious too.

I'm glad Joe is back. He brings out Nathan's fun side. (I bet it's also him that helps Nathan smooth things over with Gael too.)

What a great tip from these guests, I was expecting a low one as they never looked like they were having a good time, only got off the dock for what seemed to be a short while but maybe Aesha finding the primary’s daughters hairband and her genuine reaction to the loss of said daughter swung it but very impressive tip.

Yeah or they just wanted to look generous on TV. Tbf it wasn’t the primaries with the problem.

Kizzi really didn’t own that conversation with her boyfriend. It was interesting that I’ve only really seen a guy do what she did. She either wanted him to say it’s fine, do it or he breaks up with her but she did not want to be the one pushing the decision.

So this guy is 47 has two kids and wants more. These 6 ladies need to be a lot younger and are they going to fancy a much older guy who will be potentially collecting his pension when any kid they have is still very young?

I'm guessing they aren't there because they fancy him lol

The way one of them outright said I don’t fancy him and I’m only here for the boat

I'm there for below deck matchmaking
Although Aesha needs a bigger role! She can advise the primary.

This episode was hilarious, Nathan eavesdropping on the stairs and his facial expressions 😂

As much as I didn't like Anna (I prefer St Tropez!) at least she was honest about not liking him! He didn't seem particularly charismatic and I'm sorry, not everyone can accept money as a substitute!

Kizzi is absolutely awful. She will go after any man another woman has expressed an interest in just to ‘win’

She had zero interest in Max until Cathy said she liked him

Kizzi is a horrible person, she thinks she should be the queen bee and has seriously had her nose put out by Cathy joining the crew. For me, the only positive attribute she has is that she’s good at her stew job. She’s just skanky and nasty.

I can’t understand a guy wanting to take the STI risk of having sex with her. Obviously I know STI’s clear up (mostly) but if you were a guy, would you take the risk? I wouldn’t.

Cathy has come in and been amazing. I can see why anyone would feel a bit put out in Kizzi’s position but she’s not just put out, she’s so overly competitive in a mean girl way on all fronts. It feels mad seeing an adult woman who is the epitome of that behaviour.

I’ve just heard Nathan talking about how he was on a boat in the water at Bondi for tagging sharks when the gunfire happened and how they went inland to get people out the water and on to the boat.

That would have been terrifying 😔

Omg. I'll look for that. Thanks.
So, the last episode - how much is being staged now for cameras? They have been talking all along anyway. But Nathan had no idea she was coming.....hmmmm.....I don't belive this.

Tbf he looked shocked so I believe he didn’t know. I don’t quite know how they would have stated it unless V had pre booked her birthday on shore which is possible. Gael was probably in the know and in talks with production as a stand by. It wouldn’t be a big spend to pop her in a hotel in Spain for a few weeks just in case either for the hope of a night out meet up or this.

Just saw a trailer for down under - bring it on! Although Daisy will no doubt do my head in...

Just watched the last ep and poor Cathy!

Joe is such a misogynist. He hated that Gael was good at her job and took his fuck boy buddy away.

I don’t think I needed the poo section to be so long. Felt like they dragged it out a bit so to speak…

Yes I’d just ordered food as well. I wonder if they will bring it up with the guest?

I can’t find WWHL on my Hayu. I’ll have a proper search today but I keep seeing BD crew on it but I’ve not found it just the bravo con stuff.

What episode should be on nowtv/hayu? Seems i have episode 15. But im sure there should be more????

I’m currently watching E16