Below Deck - Hayu Pace....The Best Goddam Job In The World

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Will the boat leave the Dock?
Will Colin turn into a creep now he's single?
Will Gary make it in time to snog all the stews?
Will Daisy ever stop crying?

Roll up for the new series if BDSY.

it was just the intros that annoyed me and I posted right after. No patience 😂

The deck crew seem really shit. Quite unfair for a first time bosun. I was not surprised at all that this chef had a guitar with him just after seeing him it was giving folk band, paints naked in the moonlight. He seems sweet rather than creepy atm though which I’m hoping will stick.

Seeing the engineers introduced always means they will be needed at some point in the series.

I hope this series isn’t just the Nathan show though and is more than the story of him and Gael. Whilst it’s nice to see how things unfold I still want things to be even.

It’s definitely going to be a difficult test for Nathan with his crew but the lamp!!

Just based on today’s episode, I like them all although Max seems a bit full of himself and a bit unaware of how he’s coming across to his colleague (sorry, I can’t remember his name yet, the new guy deckie).

This group of guests seems a bit classless talking about money and bit coin, just a bit crass in my view. It’ll be interesting to see how they carry on next week and what sort of tip they leave.

The chef was already annoying me but when he was done up like a clown...NOPE! Can't bear clowns. Really not looking forward to him getting his guitar out...

I'm really liking the chef. He's great at his job. The food looks delicious. I just hope he doesn't burn out with not enough sleep.
Where's Chef Ben though...have I got to wait for BD Down Under?

Yeah, the clown thing with the chef, I hate clowns so I have to look away when he’s being a clown.
Kizzy, I’m not sure I like her, she’s coming across as a bit up herself, V seems alright.

Onto the deckies, Nathan needs to get a grip of the two guys or it’s seriously going to kick off and the female deckie, he seems to be fully aware that she’s like a ghost, speak to her, grow some balls Nathan!

Great tip though 😁

The chef seems good at his job and I’m glad the clowning hasn’t involved a wig. Not many chefs could pivot as many times as he had to on that charter without a meltdown. He seems very prepared.

Especially with the desert issue. Although I'm with chef - who doesn't love Tiramisu. My favourite desert. Xxxx

me, unless it's made with decaff

I’ve just watched today’s episode, wow, Kizzy has an incredibly high opinion of herself, maybe I’m just old (well I am a bit) but also, how can she seem to be so proud of herself announcing at dinner that she left her last boat with 3 STD’s? I’m trying to think of a suitable word for her and not in a good way, but I just can’t.

As for the deck team, absolutely bloody useless, Nathan is trying to give direction but they’re just taking the piss and muttering ‘whatever’ as they walk away. Nathan needs to get rid of at least one, preferably all three to be honest but that won’t happen. The two guys are just two huge egos and Tessa has no initiative. So far, this is the worse deck crew I can remember, bloody awful.

oh no, I haven't watched yet but hoping she isn't another Solene

She doesn’t appear to be lazy, she’s the second stew and seems to be showing V what to do work wise. It’s her shameless attitude to sex and in her words (from last weeks episode) of ‘I’m going to fuck everyone on this boat’ that I can’t deal with.

The deck crew can’t get much worse can they?

While she has some kind of boyfriend.

Max is a basic deckhand but the other two are clueless. None are lead deckhand material which he really needs as first time bosun. Christian has to go though as I don’t know how he can lose more than one in one go and Christian has the adage of arguing with Max.

Are there any familiar faces? I don’t like having to get to know all of the crew.

Do you mean in this series of Med? Sandy, Aesha, Nathan and Max.

Oh good I’ll catch up with it then.

I get med confused with Australia appart from Jason. Obviously.

This is the worse deck crew ever!

Terrible deck crew with the exception of Nathan, Sandy can see how hard he’s trying to get them to work as a team, to use initiative and to basically do their job but they’re just useless. Max is experienced but a bit of a hot head and does seem to think that means he’s the lead deckie, which he isn’t.

I think this is down to whoever hired this deck crew. Does anyone think V might move over to deck as they made quite a thing about her previous experience?

Aisha won’t be happy if V does, as she has a good team with her in it.

I know they are saying one is going but if there are options available I would move V to deck then hire one new deck and one new stew so you are not dealing with two unknowns on one team (unless one unknowns is a returner). Kizzi is very capable. V is experienced, a grafter and has bags of initiative. My gut says they will sack Christian if only one is going and move V and enter shit stew 😂

@middleclassproblem you've watched enough to know that's exactly what they will do!!! It was way too smooth for Ayasha. Give her someone rubbish for TV sake!!

And because if a deck hand fucks up it costs the boat money e.g. lost equipment, damaged equipment. When stews fuck up its usually jist ast the sake of the guests annoyance.

Def think Christian has to go (letting a pissed guest - and what a joke he was with his bloody szechuan chicken...manchild - down to the water?!)- if Max doesn't have a head to clash with he should calm down a bit...maybe....Tessa is crap but I think part of the issue here is Nathan doesn't really have any authority about him, he needs to really take some time teaching her skills like people would have done before with him.

It will be a shame to pull V from interior but it's clearly coming, Sandy mentioned it several times, and sounds like V might find it helpful with her grief. And as mentioned above, Ayesha has had a couple of easy charters 😂

Looks like creepy clown chef is about to get some more trouble with the vegan (to be fair wouldn't want a wrap served to me on an expensive yacht!) which is a shame as he aced that 8 courser.

Well I’ve watched this weeks episode and was quite surprised, a familiar face is back and someone else for Kizzi to get her teeth into (probably quite literally too)!

Creepy clown chef definitely gets more trouble with the vegan guest, who has no manners btw.

I don’t want to give away much for those who haven’t watched yet.