MAFS OZ 4 UK PACE NO SPOILERS

[Bluetrews25]

If no-one else gets there first

I know. What is he, a fucking dolphin? Twat. Glad he's gone, poor poor Sandy 😢

I think Jesse is just lovely. He's certainly a one off but the more I see of him the more I think he's a really nice solid guy. Clare is doing an amazing job, what a lovely lady she is.

Dan is a complete twat. It's disappointing as he seemed decent but he turned fast into a total bellend. I hope he drowns in the fecking ocean 🌊. Pillock!

Tyla needs a hard slap and told to grow up and get her head out of her arse. She's like Verucca Salt. She's really manipulative and controlling.

Harrison 🙄 another utter bellend. Brontë is going to wake up eventually and it's going to hurt 😵‍💫. I love the looks on the experts faces when they talk to him. He clear he's full of shit and the world sees it (except Brontë).

Evelyn is a great judge of character and takes no prisoners.

Ollie's mother. Good lord she's a tough MIL. I'd hate to have her as my MIL.

I'm loving it 😁. Jesse is just utterly lovely 😍

🤣🤣🤣 "thought leader"...wtf is that supposed to mean 🤣. Yup he's a bellend.

Dan is awful. He is so manipulative. He doesn't like it when he gets caught out. I bet he's treated women awfully in the past I just get that nasty vibe from him.

It's all about looking good never mind anything else so long as he doesn't look bad

He makes my skin crawl

WTF? Just tuned in a bit late to catch Harrison bitching about Layton & Melinda, and Brontë giggling along

Dan is defo not a dolphi or even a pollock.... Sea slug maybe?

STFU Harrison you're a dick

Wtf is Brontë and Harry on about. The experts are going to learn from us. We will be the blueprint they will use forever

Deluded doesn't even cover it

NO ONE BELIEVES YOUR RELATIONSHIP

Harrison is making me itchy. I want to claw my face off every time he speaks.

Brontë clings to him at the commitment ceremony in case he forgets she's there 😂 there is no natural affection between them at all. Evelyn and Rupert are more natural with each other and they've only been there 5 minutes

Jessie and Claire look good together until they have to kiss or touch. Then they look incredibly awkward. I think they might be in the friend zone.

Maybe Tassy (Tasmania) has paid for Taytas continued exile....

I think his face feels the same, looks like the skin is trying to leave 😂

His hair is already leaving

All the gob open/shocked faces in the commitment ceremony are starting to get on my nerves.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh fuck off Tayla. Why change your mind about leaving if you have no interest in even talking to Hugo? Free holiday and a bit more exposure maybe?

Sociopath she is

Taylor still here because she's had a "change of heart" last night but she doesn't want to speak to Hugo 😂

Does this dress make me look fat?
No, your fat makes you look fat.
So, Tayto, how did Hugo make you look like a bad person?
Her being a bad person made her look like a bad person.

And she needs to stop smirking.

She’s a female Harrison and Dan, but with even less intelligence.

She refuses to take any accountability for her behaviour and always believes she’s the victim.

Its nauseating

I don’t think Brontë will keep up this fake love for Harrison.

Eventually she’ll do a u-turn and agree with the others that he’s an arse. She already knows, but she’s playing the game.

"I told him what he wanted to hear. It makes it easier"
Manipulative and controlling

Oh feck off Harrison and Bronte with your performative little chat and giggle sessions.
Making me feel sick. So fake. Like a handbag made in Thailand.

Or in the words of Davide from Love Island: “As fake as Louis Vitton from China” 🤣🤣