MAFS OZ 4 UK PACE NO SPOILERS

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Ugh. Just watched the last 10 mins back again.
Tayto was loving it when Hugo was saying he was scared of doing the wrong thing. 'oh how powerful I am, reducing this man to jelly'.
And spotted Harrison's bald patch just about hidden by a comb-back from the front.

Well that was disappointing!
The ixperts held back on Dan and Mel. A bit of show but not no depth in their criticism.
With Cam too. The issue wasn't the way he said anything - it was what he (and his emotionally cold mother) said. Expecting simple physical affection is being needy or insecure FFS and the ixperts should have made that clear.
Bronte and Harrison are so bizarrely fake I can't be arsed with them at all. Harry will miss his nasty buddy Ben methinks.

Sorry - Tayla not Mel!!!

I cant remember any sign of Taylas parents/family. Am guessing some degree of background unhappiness, possibly narc parent or two...

Poor Sandy. She was so lovely and deserved so much better than she was given, especially given all that she had sacrificed to be there. You could tell the ixperts really liked her and had no time for Dan.
On a different note, where can I find me a Duncan?

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Tayla has got to be a plant of some sort. How can anyone be this utterly vile and lack any sort of self-awareness? She said in the beginning that she destroys people and she genuinely seems to love doing it.

What Bronte said earlier about Evelyn making up the butt dial phone call doesn’t make sense.
Bronte insinuated that Evelyn had made it up.

Firstly, why would she make it up and have it out in front of the whole group?

Secondly, Hugo and Dan admitted to what they said , so how could Evelyn have made it up?

Maybe the butt dial wasn’t strictly fully true, but regardless, Evelyn found out what Dan and Hugo had said !

Harrison and Brontë don’t like Mel and especially Evelyn, because they are beautiful looking and also intelligent. Also because Harrison was called out by both of them.

I suspect Brontë is probably jealous of Evelyn.

Bronte’s simpering (fake) laugh in tonight’s episode was so irritating.

i assume the butt dial is a lie and either Rupert just told Evelyn what was said, or recorded it for her.

As iphones do not randomly dial - and in a busy bar you'd hear nothing and certainly the odds of it happening just as that precise point are low.

He clearly just told her and the butt dial is a cover. But they both said what she said they said.

I think Hugo probably told about not sleeping in a bed etc but they just didn't show it. I know one of the UK experts said the couch sessions go on for ages and then the producers just pick snippets to broadcast.

They should throw Bronte and Harrison out. They're obviously staying and playing for the cameras. But maybe being that dedicated to being a tv/insta star is enough to count as a shared value in the experts' reckoning

Generally, I think the experts have upped their game this series. I can't tell if it's in response to feedback or because Mel and Evelyn are showing them up by refusing to take any of the bad behaviour from the men. I laughed when Dan was told 'liking the ocean' wasn't a relationship requirement. The experts need to spend more time looking into the hustler's academy and all the negging rubbish on the internet so they can spot the arses. Obviously the experts have been tricked by the guys knowing all the right stuff to say at the beginning when really they're like Bluebeard in disguise.

Ah balls was it on tonight in the uk?!

Hugo seemed to be suspicious about it too...

Looking forward to mucho drama on the couples' retreat!

They obviously think Rupert told Evelyn. She said she had to tell the women but didn't want to put Rupert in it. To be fair, we all thought the butt dial story was implausible too. At the next boys' night, they'll probably make Rupert sit on the windowsill miles away from them (like Tayla does with Hugo!).

oops, I missed a comma - they obviously think Evelyn said she'd tell the women but cover for Rupert. I just realised my post read as though Evelyn had actually said that.

I've been so behind for the last week or so! I'm just watching the commitment ceremony now, and Harrison and Bronte are so fake. Has everyone forgotten, in their firework physical relationship, the shitshow of intimacy on their honeymoon?

So so fake. It was cringe worthy.

My jaw dropped looking at the Harry and Bronte thing. NOBODY believes you ffs. Pair of lying shits.

How old is Harrisons kid does anyone know? THis whole introducing her to the child could be just as simple as 'daddy is on a show and this is his co-star' type conversation.

Tayla needs a strait jacket.

As I said before, I think Harrison and Brontë see Evelyn and Mel as a threat to them. Both good looking women who aren’t afraid to call out shitty behaviour.
Harrison and Dan don’t like being told off by women. You could see it in their faces. They’re manipulative, they like controlling women.
There’s an old saying, bullshit baffles brains.

I would have loved Mel ( was that her name ?, the sex addict woman ) to have been paired with Dan. And Harrison to have been paired with Tayla.

Thats a shit show I’d love to have seen. All four of them deserve each other.

I think I saw Harrisons kid is 3

Missed it. And will miss it tonight. Mind you this thread is better than catch-up .I know exactly what’s going on.

It makes me think more highly of Rupert to be honest. He isn't sucked in by being one of the boys and recognises bad behaviour. I felt bad for Hugo at the dinner party too. He said himself he is stuck in this awful marriage and he can't rely on any of the boys. No idea why he stayed in. He's totally out of his depth and looks confused most of the time.

I really enjoyed Jesse's reactions over the last few episodes. 😁