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Bluetrews25 · 10/04/2023 20:51

If no-one else gets there first

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Floofydawg · 18/04/2023 20:50

Ollie is bloody hilarious 😂

Villagetoraiseachild · 18/04/2023 20:50

Uh oh, fiddling with wedding ring

happinessischocolate · 18/04/2023 20:50

Fuck off Alyssa

Romeiswheretheheartis · 18/04/2023 20:51

They should have paired Alyssa with Harrison - at least she couldn't say he'll never know what it's like to have a child.

VooVooV · 18/04/2023 20:51

Oh god, she’s such hard work.

happinessischocolate · 18/04/2023 20:52

Her child is such a priority she's fucked off for 3 months and left her 3 year old to be on a TV show

Sunbird24 · 18/04/2023 20:52

So unenthusiastic. He’s showing you he missed you and he knows your favourite things, and you’re hung up on the fact that he does not know what it’s like to have a child

SinisterBumFacedCat · 18/04/2023 20:52

Here we go

MeMeMeMeMeSulkySulkyMe

bemorelemmy · 18/04/2023 20:52

Alyssa is such a fkn child herself!

happinessischocolate · 18/04/2023 20:52

Floofydawg · 18/04/2023 20:50

Ollie is bloody hilarious 😂

Hes brilliant

ginlovingqueen · 18/04/2023 20:52

She's pissing me off now

Yes we know. Your child is your priority

Sp why are you dicking about on reality telly? Go be a parent you total time waster

SUBisYodrethwhenLarping · 18/04/2023 20:53

Duncan has gaps in his beard that really bug me for some reason

ginlovingqueen · 18/04/2023 20:53

happinessischocolate · 18/04/2023 20:52

Her child is such a priority she's fucked off for 3 months and left her 3 year old to be on a TV show

Totally

MadamClench · 18/04/2023 20:53

Alyssa just wants him to declare a commitment to stick with her no matter what and then she'll dump him. She doesn't want him she wants him to want her.

Romeiswheretheheartis · 18/04/2023 20:53

Where did he just happen to rustle up a blonde wig from?!

browneyes77 · 18/04/2023 20:54

Cam was the wrong person to put Alyssa with. The dude has zero relationship experience and couldn’t give advice or perspective to his own reflection.

Someone like Ollie or Layton would’ve been better to talk to her about what a knob she’s being.

Urgh! She’s really pissing me off!!!

Just ditch the bitch Duncan!

Honeyroar · 18/04/2023 20:54

I’ve never noticed Duncan’s massive ears before!

SUBisYodrethwhenLarping · 18/04/2023 20:54

Villagetoraiseachild · 18/04/2023 20:50

Uh oh, fiddling with wedding ring

Who was doing the fiddle of doom?

Was it the only mother in the world to have a child??

Doyathinkhesaurus · 18/04/2023 20:54

Oh God, Alyssa is such a pain in the arse. Mr jawline does a fun photo shoot, just for you and then books an Italian cooking course and all you can say is huh! She doesn't want a partner. She wants a sugar daddy.

Romeiswheretheheartis · 18/04/2023 20:56

They didn't manage to get the marriage pairings right, so it's unsurprising they messed up on the swap pairings too!

browneyes77 · 18/04/2023 20:57

Sunbird24 · 18/04/2023 20:52

So unenthusiastic. He’s showing you he missed you and he knows your favourite things, and you’re hung up on the fact that he does not know what it’s like to have a child

She keeps banging on about having affirmation, yet Duncan sits there showing her in spades that he cares for her, wants to make her happy and has paid attention to the things she’s said she likes and yet she STILL FUCKING MOANS!!

😩🤬🤬🤬

Newestname002 · 18/04/2023 20:57

MadamClench · 18/04/2023 20:02

I'm with Layton on this one.

Yep same here. And Melinda, (big on support) should have supported Layton instead of exposing their differences in front of Harrison whilst he was in their personal space, sitting smirking on their couch. She had just given Harrison more ammunition to use against them. 🌹

Floofydawg · 18/04/2023 20:57

browneyes77 · 18/04/2023 20:54

Cam was the wrong person to put Alyssa with. The dude has zero relationship experience and couldn’t give advice or perspective to his own reflection.

Someone like Ollie or Layton would’ve been better to talk to her about what a knob she’s being.

Urgh! She’s really pissing me off!!!

Just ditch the bitch Duncan!

You're totally right there. Someone need to tell her some home truths and that didn't happen at all.

Honeyroar · 18/04/2023 20:57

I think I’d divorce my husband if he sent me photos like those Duncan did!

SUBisYodrethwhenLarping · 18/04/2023 20:58

Oh the mother with a CHILD is doing fiddle if doom

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