Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS - we don't know what's happening and we don't really care

[JaneJeffer]

because anyone we care about will get it in the neck

We need to start a book for Hospital Thursday

Non Nurse Wendy is on the loose, I'm surprised she didn't come flying at the ambulance with her professional expertise

I'm surprised they even need an ambulance with Wendy around @PrincessScarlett

I feel like there's something off with Mary's gf, what's her name, Faye?

🤣🤣

Who here mentioned Faye using Mary and Kim's friendship? Spot on.

Mary is going to end up crying on the news

Yeah, I don't trust her, she's dodgy

Poor Marshall

Colin is going to blame Laurel

I wonder what Faye is up to

How did Colin know? Laurel and Jai hadn't called him?

Brenda?

Wouldn't he be listed as next of kin?

There you go, she mentioned the phone box!!

Phone box!

Haha have they been reading this thread!

Not Wendy again!! She definitely wins the interfering cow award of the century.

Exactly what I was thinking @PrincessScarlett

Brenda strikes again!

Vanessa is coming back. The seed has been sowed 🙄

Yep just heard that!! Oh please no!! No Vanessa can’t abide her 🤮

What’s Faye up to ...get fund raiser money then run 🏃

Every fucker is going to end up in the hospital

Yep, they'll need that mini bus to ferry them all there 🤣🤣