Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS - we don't know what's happening and we don't really care

[JaneJeffer]

because anyone we care about will get it in the neck

My head hurts

Lucy must be a proper demon too

I might sound horrible but I wouldn't agree to it if I were Rhona

No way struggling I totally agree with you

God I'm fed up of this nonsense!

I keep drifting off and missing bits. None of it is worth watching atm. I did enjoy the angry vicar though.

Me too Jane

I hope next time Callum gets out he gets his hands on an AK47

I missed tonight. What's happened to Callum's mum?? 😱

@PrincessScarlett he broke his bail conditions and is back in jail 🥲 we didn't even get to see him

This Caleb story makes no sense, did he find he was a Tate out via one of these ancestry DNA tests as can't imagine Frank would agree to be on birth certificate and faith forgot she had a child. Nicky having personality change being all stroppy and not even trying to be discreet having chats with Caleb at home farm & in shop etc.

Gabby has done some mean things but she always seems to picks guys that don't even like her 😞

Well I didn't guess Rhona's ex would be there to talk embryo's. Through didn't she have tough time after farm accident with not being able to have any more children.

Alex doing a runner seems too neat & reckon he will be back to extort some money from dawn & billy soon.

Finding the Faye & Mary story so dull and why would you go for first romp at b&b on doorstep rather than anywhere else 🙈. I reckon Faye will be a serial cheat & married to a bloke.

Oh I must have missed that bit!

I know I've moaned about some of the storylines we've had to put up with, but this is utter bollocks - there is nothing believable any more and I have no interest in any of it.
They're going to meet themselves coming back or be swallowed by a big plot hole if they're not careful.

Maybe not such a bad thing 🙄

Just catching up on last night. Nicky is coming across worse than Caleb. His utter contempt for Gabby and huffing and puffing when Billy asks him a favour after weeks of being Super Manny who couldn't do enough for anyone. At least with Caleb he's recognised that the Dingles have been good to him so he bears no malice to them despite Nicky's insistence that he gets revenge for not seeing Faith before she died.

The only upside to Nicky being an utter shit is that we don't have to put up with his inane grinning.

Caleb has these fancy lawyers but instead of using them to get his share of the Tate inheritance legally he gets involved with Kim's business, gets his son to become a nanny to Thomas and romance Gabby, then he sends Kim a letter giving her advance warning so she has time to squirrel away her money before he gets his hands on it. Yeah that makes sense.

Did anyone check Nicky's qualifications or references before they left him alone with a baby?! And how were they so confident he would get the job? Did they supply the other candidates for interview too?

Can you even have a claim on a will 26 years after someone has died? And who in their right mind would put a clause in their will stating that any illegitimate children you know nothing about can claim for all eternity?

And yes @JaneJeffer Caleb could have just sent the legal letter and not have all this cloak and dagger stuff.

I hope when Kim does find out that she makes mincemeat of the pair of them.

Hi, glad I found you all again ☺️ I couldn't find the new thread so here you are!

Let me know if you want me to @ you next time @BooseysMom. For some weird reason the Emmerdale threads are really hard to find.

I'm on catch up, haven't been able to watch for a bit, I was hunting down Callums Mam the poor love, sure she was only delighted when I turned up, I gave her a mammy's day present and a big Easter egg from all of us 😁

She's in grand form not a bother on her, she's going to take over the drug supplying and she'll have a nice few bob for a little holiday for herself 😁

Well it's about as plausible as anything going on in in Emmerdale 🤷

@Ellenanora7 🤣

Snow

Marlon's been on the Just for Men

Some change in weather!

So Noah is Nicky's uncle