Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Ryan’s and Daisy’s acid hell, Paul seems seriously unwell, and is Sarah under Damon’s spell?

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Or the sister will stand up from her seat in the gallery and cry, 'Noooo! This isn't right, listen to me! Justin's a liar, he always been a wrong 'un!'

And the judge will say, 'Oh really? Goodness me. We'd better lock him up then. Take him down.'

The End.

I'm so frustrated by this court bollocks, I'm almost tempted to look for spoilers to see if it comes to an end or I need to brace myself for more of the same. The only thing stopping me is that they'd inevitably feature at least teasers for other storylines. 'Roy in spicy threesome with Brian and Mary', that kind of thing.

Has Max been plucking his eyebrows in prison?

I think Coronation Street needs a new writing team. The current big issue storylines are very badly written. I used to love Coronation Street but now I am disliking this jumping on the band wagon of plotting topical issues and writing them so badly as well as completely changing characters personalities to fit storylines.

Thank god they reached the right verdict!

“Roy in spicy threesome with Brian and Mary', that kind of thing.”

Must book SpecSavers I read this as Roy in spicy threesome with Brian May.

FFS we ended the courtroom nonsense and have now gone into a coma ridiculous story. I'm done

Ridiculous as well about the reaction with Max.

I was screaming inside for a bit of Rita and Mavis twittering tonight.
Brian May would have done instead for a bit of light relief, @Tiggywinklesgran

Blanche commenting on court cases was always excellent. Daisy is not endearing herself to me with her schemes and lies.

So Crystal actually IS in a coma WHAT ARE THE CHANCES, COME ON but Ryan's version of Crystal doesn't exist because Crystal is Daisy, and Daisy was about to fake-dump him but then kinda didn't, and now Ryan miraculously knows immediately he's been catfished, despite most normal people choosing 'I'm busy' over 'I'm in a coma' as an explanation for, well, someone being busy, but yet he didn't suspect a thing being remotely dodgy any earlier on DESPITE THE WRONG RING TONE FOR WEEKS AND EVERYTHING BEING SODDING OBVIOUS BOLLOCKS ANYWAY

Did Ryan never wonder why Crystal didn't want to chat to him?

What was that dramatic pause and the sneering stare over at Justin from the foreman of the jury all about? It’s not the bloody X-Factor, mate!

Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be The Foreman Of The Jury!!

I do agree with Max that living next door to his victims is not the best idea.

It is like Love Thy Neighbour with terrorism chucked in.

I see Arabella Weir is in it now. At least she can act.

If you were pretending to be someone wouldn't you at least keep an eye on their socials to not risk being caught out?

It is ridiculous at this point ffs.

I had to explain the whole ryan daisy coma catfish to dh. He found it difficult to follow. I can't imagine why.
Maybe Yasmeen will sell up and move.
Is the Amy libel case still happening?

She is brilliant in two doors down.

Perhaps all the lawyers have been busy with other stuff

I wonder why Aggie pulled faces when they came over ?

I've been Catfished made me 🙄
He caught on to that unrealistically fast!

I wonder why Aggie pulled faces when they came over ?
I think it was because they were neighbours in Aggie and Ed's more affluent past, and she felt uncomfortable about their reduced circumstances.

Ah OK
Thank you

I wonder how long he will take to twig it is Daisy?

She has to be on the shortlist.