The Apprentice - Season 17 - Thread 2 - The Season With A lot of (Lip) Filler!

[RicciardoPerez]

Thread 2 :)

Looking forward to catching up on tonight's ep! What was it again? A children's cartoon?

But...but....that's not how caterpillars become butterflies...

And where did its cap go?

Victoria is the only one that seems remotely sensible

Claude Littner
@claudelittner
These kids appear brighter than the Apprentice candidates!

Now that treasure chest box could have been decorated with jewels and skull and crossbones.. Inside there could have been sections, and maybe a secret compartment in the lid. Suggestions from DD.

The gerbil coffin wasn’t appreciated by anyone

Secret compartment for the dead gerbil?

😳

😁

Claude's not wrong about the kids.

It's the first of the series I've seen. Where on earth did they find this lot? and they've been kept over others who've already been fired 😳

Some of the ones that went were even worse than this lot

Sohail just just bring himself back, three times.

I think she was more thinking of a contraband chocolate biscuit! But a dead gerbil could work..!!!!

Is there a single one this year who you would happily employ?

Mystery secret compartment- is it a dead gerbil? Or. Chocolate biscuit? You-have to complete the app game to find out!

You're hired!

Not one

Watching a bit behind, their claims irs a prototype don't even make sense. DH and I said together 'how do you make brown bolder?'

Rezumay ?!

Some of the ones that went were even worse than this lot

I'm not disputing your word, but that's really hard to believe. You'd like to be a fly on the wall when Alan chats off camera.

Only one firing? Bugger

An immersive event? A shitshow, perhaps?

Next week

DISGRACE 🤣🤣

Why has Sugar taken up prefacing every firing with a 'with regret'? Surely the whole point of the show is the shaming moment of 'You, young man, are a walking disaster. Now piss off out of my boardroom'.

Misleading to have a question asking whether a calorie is a measure of energy or a measure of heat - it's both.

Leaving that aside, it's a bad idea to get 8 year olds calorie counting!

Well, at least the pirate lunch box would match the turd-coloured toothbrush from last year.

Yes, once upon a time 'with regret' used to mean something.

Now that would be amazing!!

Home alone style "ya filthy animal" 🤣

Based on next weeks preview, Avi seems to have an issue with Marnie

I was trying to remember what poop gate was last year, wasn't there another thing - not just the toothbrush?