The Apprentice - Season 17 - Thread 2 - The Season With A lot of (Lip) Filler!

[RicciardoPerez]

Thread 2 :)

Looking forward to catching up on tonight's ep! What was it again? A children's cartoon?

Have they jumped the shark with all these ludicrously innumerate business plans?

Mermaids aren't a USP!

Girl starting a salon in the orange just saw cheapest commercial building on rightmove and was fooled by wide angle shots

I live in Belgravia
Let me tell you, it's very expensive

Alright Baroness Brady!

Oooooooo

This week: "your business plan sucks, you suck and you're dreaming if you think this is investable."

Next week: "both of them are SO GOOD, I don't know who to invest in!"

it was on the template??? LOL

Confidentiality clause 🤣

”it was on the template”

Are all real life business people this savage and horrible??
I have no experience in the corporate world and obviously the business plans are crap and no one would invest without proper figures , but there are presumably alrernative ways of saying so or eliciting more info

I’m so distracted by Dani’s lips. They look hideous. It’s really sad that pretty young women feel the need to do this.

It's going to be the best 2 of 5 terrible people isn't it.

I have no experience in the corporate world but I assume this is all for the show and they aren’t actually this horrible normally.

The worst business plans I have ever seen in the history of the show.
All completely fake / made up and non scaleable.
Its becoming a joke
At least years gone by the candidates actually had serious ideas.

How many mistakes are there going to be

Quite true, but last year I remember the final 2 having some sort of decent idea as to what was going on and the interviews didn't go as bad. But this was a whole year ago and I could be imagining things

Oh, here come the tears!

Do you think they're really this bad at Maths and figures in real life?

Basically they want to make them cry and that doesn't feel like a business like interview to me

Actually, Baroness Brady, only my friends call me Victoria.

Please apply next year with that plan!

This programme is a real sham. I bet they choose the most ridiculous wannabe entrepreneurs just so they can make car crash tv and rip the mick out of the contestants. Seriously Suralan wouldn't look twice at any of them in the real
world. Am I stating the blinking obvious ?

It's a TV programme, it's all performance.

I actually thought Victoria was going to wipe her eyes on her hair for a moment.

And I don't actually think the interviewers are being harsh. There are no business plans, just a series of flimsy fairy tales.

All the plans are shockingly bad but Linda and Karen are vile. They're being bitchy and nasty. An appalling example of senior women in the workplace.

I have the business acumen of a fruit fly !
At least these have come up with something , I wouldn't have a clue! It feels so dog eat dog in the corporate world isn't it?
A bit depressing tbh

Omg grammatical and spelling errors

Why don't they spell check!