Emmerdale **NO SPOILERS** Mary's going mad on Tinder. Leyla's job is out the winda. David's made the choice to flee. And Chas can just get in the sea

[TellingBone]

Next!

How can we forget them @CoffeeLover90? The stuff of nightmares.

Paddy Savage 🤣

Rentaghost 🤣 loved Rentaghost

Now you’ve put me off my cups 😁

Cups = good
Nails = bad

Paddy isn't a bonny haddock as a man so he was going to be an even less attractive woman

God, David has become such a tedious little sod. I love Eric, but he should have done us all a favour and let the shop tank, so David had sulked off elsewhere. Was okay to be away from Amba when it was him moving away

They are trying to cram too many dramas into each episode. We've got Cathy's contraceptive pills (soon to be discovered by Bob so conclusion jumping ahoy!)

Mary's new love interest who shows signs of being controlling or is that just me?

Bob and Bernice teaming up so then he'll have so many jobs he will blow a Bob gasket

Boiler gate at Dingle cottage. Lydia plotting to pay for it somehow and she has free reign in Kim's house which must be full of valuable errr valuables. Sharon Marshall has written her very last script so there will be a vacancy. Hmmmm

Sharon Marshall has written her very last script
What's she moving on to?

I don't know why the Dingles can't go out and nick a boiler? What's the world coming to?

I don't know why the Dingles are so poor. Sam and Lydia work for Home Farm. Belle has her own business (albeit Al stole from the business). Vinnie has inherited all Liv's wealth. Mandy owns a beauty salon. Not to mention that Cain and Charity who don't live in the Dingle house have their own successful businesses so I'm sure could lend a few grand for a new boiler.

Hollyoaks murderer

I wonder this too.

Zac must also get a pension, and then there's child benefit for Samson, depending on what he's doing at at college.

None of it is huge amounts I'm sure, but where does it all go?

@PrincessScarlett To be fair, I imagine even if the house is owned the pigs and animals would cost a fortune to keep, I imagine the heating is a pain in the arse it doesn't seem well insulated 🤣 but even if you've got several adults in a house I imagine Lydia is part time and I can't imagine her or Sam are well paid and are they paying towards Esther? Mandy has had a whole thing about the salon losing money, Belle would probably be skint having started up her own business anyway even without Als debts, Zack would be on a pension. Vinnie would be the only one with money and he doesn't really live there properly.

God I'm overthinking this 🤣

Don't worry Cousin Caleb will come to the rescue!

Do they have animals anymore? I thought the last pig was put down recently 🤷🏻‍♀️

But Lydia has got the petty thieving bug now. It would be a half decent but sad storyline compared with some of the tripe given to us recently. She might be polishing Kim's dressing table and take a peek inside at all the goodies.

My imagination has taken hold. (how much do script writers earn?) 😀

I've realised I remember Mary's new girlfriend from that reboot of Crossroads they did a while back. So that dates me!

THAT'S IT!!! Oh thank you. I haven't watched in years but do see trailers.

She'll be just about to pinch something when Caleb is visiting Home Farm and see her. He'll tell her he'll help them out. Cain will do his nut.

@PrincessScarlett @TellingBone @RaraRachael @JaneJeffer @CoffeeLover90 @strugglingwithlife @Helendegenerate @froglou @excelledyourself

just noticed it’s on at 7pm tonight will check back and see if I’ve missed anybody. Football.

@Pseudonamed apologies I thought I’d missed someone, see above 😁

Thank you!

Thanks @FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge I'll probably catch it a bit later then

Thanks @FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge I didn't know

Shit. I'll need to go on catch up or plus 1. Child is still on the rampage
Thanks for the update