Emmerdale **NO SPOILERS** Mary's going mad on Tinder. Leyla's job is out the winda. David's made the choice to flee. And Chas can just get in the sea

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HELP!! Anyone? Save me from @JaneJeffer 's bashing!

Why is Chloe in the hospital with them? 🤬

Exactly ! Feck off Chloe

Because she shuffles after everyone like a nervous lap dog. But unlike a nervous lap dog I'd happily kick her.

<channeling Chas> No chance on hospital Thursday lady!

Oh piss off Chas, you were cheating on him for months and were gonna leave him!

The baby 😍

Because she's a leech and a bloody interfering nasty shit stirring user

What's it to do with Chas who Paddy is shagging now.

Eh up it's Samson

Just when I think I can't hate Chas anymore.

Sarah's definitely making that up. She heard Mack and Chloe for sure.

Debbie's off making another programme Charity. Soz

So hilarious that Chas is not happy about Paddy and Mandy. Two faced hypocritical skank!

Why is she telling samson this ffs? Obviously he's going to try and get his hands on this money

I used to like Samson

come On Caleb, show yer phizzer to distract @JaneJeffer from bashing @PrincessScarlett

pretty please

can’t believe I stopped to begging Caleb 😣

Chloe get up and fuck off

Here he goes. Nice one Brenda.

Oh no, smirk from Samson

What did Brenda say to Samson? Was it about money?

Oh you big fat fibber

Brenda and her big gob! Aw the baby is very cute 😍

Bet @JaneJeffer is loving the close ups of miserable Paddy 🤣

Sarah knows!!!

Is Paddy going to do something? There's no room int'ospital!