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Here's what I don't understand about The Apprentice...

74 replies

Tilllly · 21/01/2023 20:23

Do they really get called at 4am?
And have 20 minutes to get ready?

Cos they seem very well groomed for 20 mins

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julz87 · 21/01/2023 20:23

😂😂 so true!

MrsMikeHeck · 21/01/2023 20:27

i agree, suspicious.

I have also wondered whether they may actually not be Britain’s greatest new business talent.

neonleopard · 21/01/2023 20:27

Not to mention the fact it's pitch black outside when they answer the call but broad daylight when filmed on the way to whatever venue 🤔
I'm pretty sure it's well known it's just done for TV, so they may as well not bother with the farce by now I think!

Skyeheather · 21/01/2023 20:29

I read an interview with an ex candidate a few years ago, they said that they shower and do their make up before they go to bed. They iron their clothes and leave them out before they go to sleep. When they get the phone call they just need to get dressed and do their hair. You often see them touching up their make up in the car.

NibbledSwitch · 21/01/2023 20:31

Also... why are they all so thick?

GreenWheat · 21/01/2023 20:34

That part really annoys me. What does it achieve, being put under pressure to get ready? So stupid, normal people just set an alarm.

countvoncount · 21/01/2023 20:36

There's no way they could even do those eyebrows in 20 minutes!

HippoInABadWig · 21/01/2023 20:37

It says the cars will be outside in 20 minutes. It doesn't say they have to be in them Grin

Stressybetty · 21/01/2023 20:38

They say the cars will be outside in 20 minutes. It doesn't mean that they have to be ready to leave the house in 20 minutes. It's dark when they make the call but usually daylight when they leave. There are a couple of interviews with former contestants spilling secrets

PlaitBilledDuckyPuss · 21/01/2023 20:40

There was a thread on here once from someone in the know, and they don't have to be ready to get into the cars as soon as they arrive. The camera operators are messing round for ages.

KnickerlessParsons · 21/01/2023 20:44

MrsMikeHeck · 21/01/2023 20:27

i agree, suspicious.

I have also wondered whether they may actually not be Britain’s greatest new business talent.

😁😁

determinedtomakethiswork · 21/01/2023 20:47

I read somewhere that the cars arrive in 20 minutes but the don't get into the cars until much later.

mintich · 21/01/2023 20:58

They do have only 20 mins, my ex was on it years ago!

SirGawain · 21/01/2023 21:00

NibbledSwitch · 21/01/2023 20:31

Also... why are they all so thick?

... and arrogant!!

SoyMarina · 21/01/2023 21:03

NibbledSwitch 🤣

Nicewarmfeet · 21/01/2023 21:03

MrsMikeHeck · 21/01/2023 20:27

i agree, suspicious.

I have also wondered whether they may actually not be Britain’s greatest new business talent.

This 😂👏

Tilllly · 21/01/2023 21:07

mintich · 21/01/2023 20:58

They do have only 20 mins, my ex was on it years ago!

🤯

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PictureConsequences · 21/01/2023 21:09

MrsMikeHeck · 21/01/2023 20:27

i agree, suspicious.

I have also wondered whether they may actually not be Britain’s greatest new business talent.

There's no place for such negativity. They're the cream of the crop... Wink

Sleepwalkingintothewall · 21/01/2023 21:12

I've always wondered, if it's a competition, why the person who answers the phone tells the others. Surely the best strategy would be to slip out of the house, do the task solo and win?

Although it's so obvious that the tasks mean nothing, sugar has already decided which business plan he wants to exploit, so the whole thing is engineered around that. Much preferred it when they became an actual apprentice.

Icecreamandapplepie · 21/01/2023 21:16

Funny how all the best female business minds in the UK are between 20 and 35, wear pastel pencil dresses, a crap load of lip filler and 4-5 inch heels every time they leave the house 🤔

Bloody love the programme tho!

Hedonism · 21/01/2023 21:17

I would like to know why it takes lord sugar so long and so many pointless tasks to decide which idea to invest in, when the ones on dragons den can do it with a 5 minutes chat.

passiveaggressivenonsense · 21/01/2023 21:20

I don't know who does the styling for this show but it seems so outdated. The women often look fake, overly made up in body form dresses. There's little individuality. Its like some 1980's cliche of what a business woman should look like.
The whole premis of unconscious money making is also outdated. The format needs a revamp.

TooBigForMyBoots · 21/01/2023 21:20

SirGawain · 21/01/2023 21:00

... and arrogant!!

It makes better TV than intelligent and reasonable.Grin

Krakenes · 21/01/2023 21:22

Why can’t they use a calculator when topping up ingredient costs etc. literally everyone has access to a calculator these days.

Hedonism · 21/01/2023 21:25

Krakenes · 21/01/2023 21:22

Why can’t they use a calculator when topping up ingredient costs etc. literally everyone has access to a calculator these days.

...also the internet.

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