EASTENDERS 60!! Bb - KEEBLES GOING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN !!! No spoilers

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Know 59 isn’t full yet but Sundays and nyd May be full of drama and excitement like Christmas Day was

or it may be dull

so have this for when 59 is full

so stories for 2023

assume they won’t kill Lola off nye

keeble will finally get caught and billy and Phil be saved

mock May return undead - or May not for 5yrs

Hope Whitney’s baby is ok - due July

be nice to see some of the kiddicupboard kids

amy and her self harming

Sonja is now a rich property owner

Jean and Harvey seem to be getting it together

what else may happen

FFS! I was just googling to see when Amy and Lily were born and came across a spoiler.

don't Google! I feel so stupid 🤦🏻‍♀️

I've just googled Amy's age and no spoilers must have got lucky.

Oh @SoupDragon never google 🥲🥲🥲

Don't Google Lily 😂😂 It's my own stupid fault.

She was born 2010

I don't mind spoilers when it's my own stupid fault.

Is it on tonight ?

Yes, and tomorrow.

I've just looked ahead at the TV schedule and something in the write up for Tuesday made me snort with laughter. (It's absolutely not a spoiler)

I look on EASTENDERS wiki as only shows things have happened

ricky born 2nd sept 2010 so is 12

amy born 17 nov 2008 so is 14

lily born 23 June 2010 so is 12.5

freddie conceived late 2003 so aug/sept 2004 so is 18

Found this which might make the slate family tree clearer

This might be easier to see, sorry

If lily carries on with the pregnancy there's going to be too many slaters to get my head around!

How likely and realistic is it that Ricky could get a girl pregnant though? Most 12 year old boys haven't reached puberty and he's not been 12 long.

Just googled this :

when do boys start producing sperm

Guys start producing spermatozoa (or sperm, for short) at the onset of puberty. Puberty starts at different times for different people. Boys usually start puberty when they’re around 10 or 12 years old, though some start a little sooner and others a little later. There’s a cool word for when a guy first produces sperm — spermarche (SPERM-are-key).

Wasn't Mick 12 when his abuser conceived Frankie ?

This is very true. There is a real lack of decent men. Martin is probably the best of the bunch.

That's helpful @AuntieEmm although not entirely accurate as Arthur isn't Martin's son. Also, where is big Mo on that? Was she not a Slater but rather Charlie's mother in law?

Very true, I just found it on a fan site - I accept no responsibility for its accuracy 🤣

Anyone know what actual evidence there is re. Billy? was all so long ago..

I think it was a statement from the other security guard.

One mans statement does not a case make surely?

thank goodness that came out quickly! I don't have to keep quiet 😂

Well, quite. This is Eastenders though!

I guess there must be more to it but that's all I can remember.

So glad its not Freddie!..

Bloody great, the gun going off with a 'whos been shot?' ending.. that old chestnut!

Can't believe Phil and Co. were just meandering along, even when they could hear voices/a struggle. No rush or hurry 🙄