EASTENDERS 59. WINTER WEDDINGS OR NOT. - no spoilers .!!!!!!

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Sooooooooo new thread again

phil is in Spain , hurry up and sort out Keeble

will there be weddings. Phil and Kat or dare I say Alfie and cat

and muck and Janice 😂😂

will Kat fall for Alfie’s charm aka lies via panto and end up kissing him

as I said on last thread , slowly heading for Xmas , god please let the photo of Janine hiding bloody clothes be sussed and Linda truth be out and muck and L back together

shame no baby merrkat

whitney is 30 and preg so due July ish

all other kids in kiddicupboard

dot is dead and her funeral

It was to do with Kat hitting Ben in the arches! Phil made Martin get involved with Keanu 's ' killing '

Stacey hit Ben , not Kat

I remember the Easter it kicked off with Phil once and Sharon had cooked fish !!

I think that Reiss looks a bit like Richard Osman

A whole salmon wasn't it? 😂

Yeah tipped Phil over the edge 😃

I googled the who keanu/Martin thing couldn't make head nor tail of what happened. Did Keanu have Keeble in his contacts ?

Martin was forced to get involved with the Keanu thing because of Stacey / Ben etc
It's vague though , as most of my EE recollections are these days

If you message me the screenshot I’ll put it on the spoiler thread.

Plus I’m really nosy and don’t know what you’re talking about.

I think Ben was attacking Kat and Stacey hit him over the head. Phil blackmailed Martin into helping with the Keanu debacle by saying otherwise he would shop Stacey

I'd forgotten that Dr Legg called Keanu ' Ken '
.. so many things I forget

At least Dotty had a decent sized suitcase

Haha yes we always called him Ken.
Ouch for Dotty,

Poor Dotty
10k ! Yet the house is worth a fortune.
She packed very quickly

Sonia -change those bloody locks !

I was amazed when Sonia let herself into the Laundrette with the key Dot kept .
Surely when Kat invested all her time ,effort and money in the place she'd think about security ?

No doubt that Dotty is Nicks daughter.
Chip off the old block, exactly how Nick used to be nasty to his Mum.
So pleased for Sonia .
Bored of Muck, L, Janice.
Oooo Shazzas got the fanny flutters for Ken!

I couldn't work out why Shazzas face looked sort of pigmented -some major contour going on there when she was talking to Ken.

How long till she's ripping his leather jacket off ...321!
She looks sooo slender these days,lovely pins.

70s! They never worry about security do they ?
Hence robbers appear at the back door
People break into Phil's safe almost every year
People wander in and the back of the vic
Cctv breaks down at crucial times
.. its easy pickings there

I said to Dh that they will be having it away by Tuesday !
Although her pleather leggings might need a few minutes to take off ! They looked tight
She is fab u lous , I do love Sharon
She is hot

I also told Dh I'd be over him like a rash if he as much as took off that jacket in my vicinity
.. dream on .. plus my legs wouldn't even get in those leggings !

God no! Richard Osman is better looking than him 😃

Poor dotty tho £10k be nice but obv a million house better

dot has lots of gc and ggc

dotty had 2 black sacks when kicked out of Kathy’s so could easily pack

no to spoilers of stuff from funeral /plot please

but feel free to reveal when it’s happened

wonder what half a pub costs to buy out

no way any bank would give kinda or muck thousands in a loan

albie has legs and a new head - 3 in feb

was a cute kid

shazzaa legs are too skinny

but yes she will be shagging Ken very soon

sonja deserves the house

Janine wants the Vic
They all obsess over that dingy old pub don't they ?

Ken and Shazza's little boy is sweet!
He must have loved coming out of the closet for a while.
It won't last Albie

no to spoilers of stuff from funeral /plot please

but feel free to reveal when it’s happened

That's the thing though - it has happened so it isn't really a spoiler at all. Could mean nothing of course. Blink or not be paying attention (like I rarely am! 😂😂) and you'd miss it.

I said she was just after the pub ages ago. She looked round it possessively at one point.

i like how they addressed the elephant in the room about how much the houses are worth and yet confidently avoided the other elephant about how the hell any of them afford to buy them. 😂😂

I do feel for Dotty, but she was just horrible and grabby before the Will reading. It was obvious she was getting nothing.

i can't remember what Sonia said exactly (something about the house) but I thought it was a harbinger of doom along the same lines of "best Christmas ever!" I don't think she's getting her happy ending!

Oooh surely a screenshot isn’t a spolier right? Can you PM it to me? Yes I am
pathetic!!

I’m obsessed with Sharon’s legs.

Also how will Son pay the inheritance tax on the house? Isn’t it 40% of anything over a few hundred grand? Do we need a 3rd Eastenders thread ‘Eastenders Technicalities’