IACGMOOH 10 - Crocodile juice and deluded mumsnetters!

[GrandTheftWalrus]

Just a new wee thread for you all 😉

I reckon Jill will win now

Goodbye Mike... will miss your tightpants;)

Package... gone

(Wish he'd had that last shower now:)

I think he thought he was going to win it.

Mike is so strange.

Would love that but I suspect not.

Amazing! Go Matt!!!

Just missed the announcement who was in the bottom two with Mike?

Nope ok... wonder who is

Don't mind who wins now, MH has seen off the snotty gang (and some nice ones too, to be fair).

They didn't say, they did 'it might be you' to all four

It was either him or Owen.

Really don’t want Owen to win.

Wee hole.

No one came to meet Mike? he's lost so much weight. Looked massive at the start now he looks normal sized and flabby.

I think one of his rugby mates

MT changed as soon as MH went in. He was so sour about it. He hated MH. It undermined him and he couldn’t be the alpha figure he wanted to be.

Looks like when Phil Mitchell gets on the vodka and doesn’t shave for a couple weeks

He needs to finish interview and cross red bridge before anyone "greets" him

They can keeps him!

That's after the interview

😂 he does a bit

He has lost a lot of weight

I'm guessing if we did shag marry avoid on mumsnet I'd have a fairly free run at MT 😂 I love a rugger man!

The Aussies don't deserve that @TitsInAbsentia

Why are people voting for Matt? I don’t get it

Apparently she hasn't flown over, from what I read, because of the children.

It was obvious from Twitter that MH would be in the final. Plenty of non-IAC's watchers claiming to be voting 5 times for MH, just because they think it will be amusing.

Snore, his interview is about as interesting as his performance in camp. Wrap it up lads.