IACGMOOH 10 - Crocodile juice and deluded mumsnetters!

[GrandTheftWalrus]

Just a new wee thread for you all 😉

Loved Matts strut

Yep 👍

That’s the aim of the game

all have to beg stars on the star

I don't really understand what you get out of always being a sour puss on these threads.

Reminder of Hancocks voting record:

FOR the bedroom tax
FOR student tuition fees
FOR a reduction in welfare spending
FOR lower corporation tax
FOR selling the UK's forests
FOR the badger cull
AGAINST funding for domestic abuse victims
AGAINST free meals for schoolchildren
AGAINST measures to prevent climate change
AGAINST higher benefits for the disabled
AGAINST taxing bankers' bonuses
AGAINST higher taxes for banks
AGAINST higher taxes for the wealthy
AGAINST laws to promote equality
AGAINST laws to promote human rights

What a great guy 😊 let’s hope none of his fans are domestic abuse victims or end up disabled.

@Blondeshavemorefun it was a spectacular explanation of a very enjoyable event. Em after tonight's episode I'm off to look up earlier cyclone episodes on YouTube 🤣

But didn’t you hear - man baby Owen really really really wanted to put the final big yellow star in the final spot yayyy

I loved that. And I knew they'd get the football scores somehow

Those shorts were very ahem tight

But he's just so cute and got so many stars, isn't that what's important?

Leave @Aquarius1234 alone. She's a valuable contributor to these threads and fecking hilarious with it,

It would . What a shame 😔. No humour left. Sometimes I think I'm watching a different show to the people who have voted this boring lot

i laughed even louder when the ball bounced off MH head.

No no no you can fuck off with that.

Nooo, not the badger cull

Me too

Well, all the most boring quotes will be from you lot.

The best cyclone was done by Jake Quickenden who went running up like superman at the end, Edwina Currie was in spot no 1

I tried Owen's sleep method last night and it bloody works!!

🤣🤣🤣

Mike needs to buy matt brekkie now.

And yes it's a pic of matt when younger apparently.

• sorry I didn’t mean you lot on the thread, I meant you lot celebrities.

Do you police all threads?

That poster is a misery guts

Is she? 😳

MH was really nice to the woman scientist advising the government on vaccinations and chatted to her very pleasantly before a major talk. Then blasted her to pieces with wrong scientific information in the talk. So much so other members of the cabinet apologised to her afterwards.

Hope MH’s children aren’t watching him gushing about his girlfriend.

wasnt it Sue that lost the kettle