EMMERDALE: I'm an Emmerdalian get me out of here - NO SPOILERS

[JaneJeffer]

Who's leaving next?

Ethan acted like a giant toddler when he learned his Dad was buying the house he wanted. I suppose we're stuck with Charles and his I'M AN ACTOR VOICE and his permanently on display wonderful gnashers now.

What is Chloe supposed to be living on? She doesn't work. Might have missed it but what happened to her Dad's massive house she was living in? And how come she's so meekly going along with what Mackenzie wants re the pregnancy? I had that down in my head as the Christmas reveal for this year.

A lot of it doesn't make much sense at the moment (as if it ever did tbh).

Why can't Chloe just go back home to her dad's massive house~? I can't even remember the stupid reason she ended up living in the village with Kerry anyway. That was another story that blew up out of nowhere and then disappeared.

Oh yes, it's hypocrite central with all the cheaters criticising each other. Even Paddy had an affair, didn't he. I'm really liking Bear. He seems to be the only voice of reason right now.

I'm not interested in Ethan's house buying angst and David is just the most pathetic character around. Poor me, me me all the time. When he said that the supermarket job was near Leeds I was hoping it meant he'd be leaving as it would be too far for him to travel. Sadly not.

Oh go on Vinny!

Go Vinny keep singing!!!

Vinny don't hug the witch

I see they're going to give Naomi face ache from smiling in an effort to make the viewers like her.

You’ll catch shriek Vinny

It's her fault Liv went out in the storm.

I feel Suzy is a singer. I may be wrong.

It is. Not that we bear a grudge.

but it’s true.

My list of Emmerdale grudges is longer than me.

Cheeky twins

And also me but I’m stood on a giraffe’s head.

Yeah. You put yours first.

amnesia beer.

See ya Chloe

Smiley Wendy freaks me out

Did Santa Swirling not know whether Harry was a boy or a girl and then call him Harry? It's hard to hear with the beard muffling him.

Paddy you are pished

let your mouth run riot 😁

don’t cave paddy

Kinda skimpy on the wrapping there Mack

The pig 😭

The copper is Santa! Who saw that coming with Kyle?

Yes. Yes she can leave you

Mack. Do not.

no no no

Would you fucking get a move on Chloe

I've just realised I've missed half- bloody messing with times again. Ggrrr