EMMERDALE - You can't call me Al - NO SPOILERS

[JaneJeffer]

Not very clever but it'll do!

Watching on catch-up.

I think Nicola and Charles are going to have an affair.

How the hell did Sam survive that impaling, capable of walking around days later with just a sling.

Al seems to be genuinely in love with Vile Chas. I still can’t get over his wooden acting and hope he is run out of the village when their tryst is revealed. Surely Paddy can’t forgive her again. He already knows she tried to sleep with Al ages ago when he was with Pryia. She has no respect for him partly because he is a complete walkover (but mainly because she is an awful human being😂)

Yes Rhona oops

Do you know what I keep looking at? Chas's nails! They are bloody horrible, they look like she's trapped all her fingers in the door.

God, I'm still catching up and was just thinking how horrible they are! So thick and weird looking.

@JaneJeffer I started watching it when chas was pregnant with grace. I stopped about a year ago then started again back in May. Anything paddy did before then i have to forgive haha.
Think we're all in agreement Chas is a twat.

Agree about the nails. I think they're just for Halloween 👻

I mute Chas when she comes on, it’s funny watching her over inflated lips flapping without sound.
And what’s with her hair, just run a brush through it woman.

just thinking to myself
didnt chaz leave aron as a young child and did not bring him up

i dont get why chaz is having an affair with Al,didnt he basically lose her the pub in lots of ways,if that was me i would not want to be with him after losing my home and job

Chaz screeching ,,awful like nails down a blackboard shudder

I don't understand the affair either. I get it's a distraction to mums illness death but,, come on he's someone who did her out the pub. Who had an affair with her niece and is cheating on his current partner, hello red flags

What a boring episode that was - probably because most of it was centred around the awful Chas. I see they've raided the charity bag for her outfit again - what with the lips, hair and clothes Al must be really desperate. I haven't noticed her nails so I'll have to look out for them tonight.

I agree Chas's lips are just awful and her hair is all rats tails! that hairstyle reminds me of Brian May from Queen😆

I didn’t notice her nails either

too busy yelling at her for screeching

pot/kettle 😁

What's the diagnosis @FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge?

My diagnosis is fingernail hypoxia

she has leeched all available oxygen from her peripherals so she can screech for longer

in professional parlance her nails are minging 😁👩🏻‍⚕️

Great to have a medic around

I decided last night that the character of Chas is the biggest knob ever. I have never particularly liked her whinging voice but since she has started with the excessive shrieking she has become unbearable.

I am hoping for a massive asteroid to take her out.

She really doesn't have a redeeming feature does she @StPaulandTheBrokenBones. The sooner she and Al drive off into the sunset to their cottage the better.

No she definitely does not. Can we not have the asteroid instead of the cottage though, because then there is no danger of her coming back. Unless she does a Bobby Ewing of course.

Wow. Beautiful horses.

vinny, Chip and Cain 😢

Oh no, this is already having me blub 😢

Oh she's off again FFS

Kyle is a gorgeous little boy

She is a horror.

Chas is such a bitch

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