EMMERDALE - You can't call me Al - NO SPOILERS

[JaneJeffer]

Not very clever but it'll do!

Wow Martin Lewis has pulled all the stops out tonight

Can you just knock on the door at the prison and ask to see who ever is in there?!

Paddy is going to pick up the magazines, the memorial booklet will drop out and he will put two and two together and kick her scraggy arse out. Hopefully.

No @CarrieOnStop I tried but they wouldn't let me see Robert 😭

Can I book a seat on the prison bus?

The more the merrier @SlatternIsMyMiddleName
(I really want a bus tour with the Emmerdale thread people!)

We should all do the Emmerdale tour @JaneJeffer

Linda's ashes blew back into Biff's face if I remember correctly. They're clearly obsessed with this ashes/face combo in the Dales.

Is Lydia going to end up as Esther's mummy when Amelia inevitably chucks a wobbly over the dolly?

I thought that when Samson was hinting about giving Esther up. Maybe he wants Lydia and Sam to bring her up?

Oh dear god it's taking me forever to catch up, so Kyle is the killer, wasn't expecting that, be back when I've seen what I've missed ☺️

Yes @PrincessScarlett

I'm trying to remember whose ashes Vic and Moira were scattering but I think it turned out they were of a cow or dog or something. I need to see if it's on YouTube.

a dog - can't remember the story besides though

Moira had some scattering technique there 🤣🤣

I don't remember the Moira and Victoria ashes scattering bit - nor who or what was in the urn.

I was thinking that Paddy will pick up the magazine and see Al's funeral thing there and hopefully put 2 and 2 together. Then hopefully we can see the shit hit the fan.
Another cracker of a cheap looking top and cardi combo from Chas - where do they get her outfits from?

Another cracker of a cheap looking top and cardi combo from Chas
When her and Paddy were standing there they looked like they had been filmed in greyscale.

It must be soon that Chas is found out! Poor Paddy her screaching last night...yep agree @JaneJeffer her clothes are tacky ! the waterfall cardi's went our years ago...

Missed last night so have to catch up

Who wants to make the next thread?

Aaron left me

Liv left me 😡

What the hell is Samson up to?

I don't think samson wants Sam and Lydia to adopt the doll. Think he wants poor bairn gone completely.

It's funny because he's so gentle with her and a complete natural

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/4678993-emmerdale-im-an-emmerdalian-get-me-out-of-here-no-spoilers
New thread!

I'm worried about this story line. How heartless can you be to tell your newborn that you hate them the first time you meet them?