Celebrity Masterchef: Chris Eubanks tweed, John's big fat greed and Greggs sowing his seed...

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Thread 2!

I spent 5 years on my degree (with an overseas work placement year, did the related job for about 3 years before I decided I hated it and went off to do something completely unrelated. My parents probably prefer my second career choice though!

I can't get past John's top. Why has he started dressing so bizarrely.

Koofta. No John.

They are trying to zizzi him up 🤷‍♀️

It's so weird Goggin. It's like he's joined a cult.

He's reminding me of a Star Trek character.

Richard's chopping technique is making my teeth itch

WTF is Lesley making that involves smoked salmon and banana? 😱

Omg so he is. Straight out of strartkrek

Richard’s tarted up a tin of beans

I'm very confused over the gloves

Just needs some Spock ears🤣

Heinz a la beans

Lesley's dish sounds terrifying.

Lesley is doing mums fruit salad

Perhaps John's lockdown side hustle was joining a Rod, Jane and Freddy tribute band, and now he's decided the money's too good to give it up.

John has morphed

Since when did John have a personality 😂

Less singing, please.

Yes!

'Beam me up, Jonty'

Probably best not singing about cockroaches when you’re in a kitchen…

Gawd we need new presenters. This 2 are stale

Back to the gloves of murder

I like Kirsty more as the episodes go on.