Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Audrey’s scared they all want her cash, Maria’s being trolled for her stance on trash, and in the words of Blanche…

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Stephen needs to go, bistro debbie, Gemma, the mother, tall boys dad.....I'm sure I can think of more!

At least I know how to pronounce Persephone now 🤦‍♀️

Same, thought it was pronounced 'purse-a-phone'

Its like penelope. Why isnt it to rhyme with antelope? I bet shes not called Persephone really.

Bring back bet and raquel. Those were the glory days.

Daisy and Daniel could become Racquel and Curly, Jenny needs an Alec like Bet had. Killing off every happy relationship she has is unfair.
Some nice, kind events would be appreciated.

Yes that could work.

So, did anyone actually get to uni this year?

Well fancy that. A fantastic authors just happened to be at the bistró yet Ken didn't know anything about it so hadn't got tickets.

I think Amy was at freshers week and got 'flu'?
Ken has got really elderly, but I don't want anything to happen to him. I hope a new head can be found so he can go on forever.

@wifeofaclosefriend I am with you on all of those plus Mary ,Daniel, the invisible quads,Summer and her boyfriend, Billy the useless,Craig, the Bailey family and pretty much more.

@wifeofaclosefriend Hear! Hear!

Agree Mary is awful she is not remotely funny, was that rap supposed to be amusing to the viewer? I find her cringeworthy, she did start to develop as a proper character when Norris was her sidekick and she had Jude and Angie in her life and she doesn’t seem to be involved in Dev’s life much either anymore, she is a lost character and these silly skits are doing her no favours.

Was that some kind of time warp there? One minute Tim and Sally are in Roy's Rolls, the next they're just out of bed and getting breakfast in their own house on the same day.

Where is Steve - and Sam

I was right with the Stu story

Max is just awful

Didn't maria have a stalker, isn't he naughtyboy 55 or whatever poor max isn't to blame. I like max.
Will David notice that shauna is pregnant?
Will everyone surrounding Yasmeen not collapse with boredom , Stu might be better moving somewhere nice with Yasmeen.

Stu's daughter looks like a younger Julie Walters.

Did anyone think Shauna looked shifty when the police arrested Max? Could be a good exit for Shauna.

Ooooh maybe so.

What's happened to Tiny and Tracy's kitten
I'm going to keep asking until the writers bring me closure
They really should think these shit story lines through throughly, very shoddy

David the invisible dog was mentioned. Tiny...I shudder to think how he ended up.

Does anyone else think the timeline is a bit odd in the Stu storyline? If the murder/manslaughter happened 34 years ago, how old was Bridget supposed to be - and how old does that make Stu? Adjusting the timeline by five years or so would have made much more sense.

I think the trolling storyline is a bit overplayed too. Isn’t it really easy to find out a local councillor’s home address? Why is Maria in such a panic it’s been ‘revealed’?

Yes the ages and gaps don't work, I thought the same

I don't think yasmeen is old enough to have grandchildren that age, they must be in their mid thirties by now?

I looked it up and there’s only 33 years between Shelley King and Sair Khan!