Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Audrey’s scared they all want her cash, Maria’s being trolled for her stance on trash, and in the words of Blanche…

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I thought Toyah was meant to be infertile, hence all the baby Suzie stuff.

But but but @thenightsky Spider probably has magical sperm
anything is possible in sorrystreet now

Its a well known fact that fertility issues can vanish if one relaxes, like when adopting Elsie was happening. Or is very stressed, like being in a husband dying road accident. My mother in law knows many such cases.😐
I want Toyah to have a baby, unsure which dad I prefer...

How old would Stu’s daughter have been when the lover was killed? Has he covered for her? And the ex-wife doesn’t know yet? Not that I care much tbh.

Abi’s mouth needs its own agent.

Corrie is so shite right now I actually can’t cope. I’m only watching Wednesdays episode now and I’m in no rush to watch yesterday’s one.

On a side note, Adam is so sexy with his hair slicked back😭 I love him

New to this thread. I gave up watching Corrie nearly two years ago and reading all your comments I haven't missed anything worthwhile and won't be going back to it any time soon ....

I might* stop watching altogether if Spider proves to be stringing Toyah along.

But Steven always seemed a bit too much the golden child to be believable.

• I won't. But I should.

I understand, I feel that this is a support group for addicted coronistas. I was so happy to have Spider back, his Auntie Em would be very cross if hes a bad egg.

Wednesday’s episode was dire, I don’t know why I’m still watching, probably habit.

Will probably be cast out of the thread but I cant stand Spider !
The "Im such a nice bloke" is really creepy.

They are all flawed characters. That's an A level English thing.

I find him so weird!!

I can’t stand Stephen either he’s so irritating

Steven looks like a slimmed down Homer Simpson.

Stephens a baddie.
Spider is such a goody 2 shoes mansplainer.
Bore off with your eco warrier shit

Hes up to something though , perhaps not a cuddly spider.

Id love to be a fly on the wall in the afternoon tea place.

Wish Craig would learn to shut his gob......looks like he's trying to catch flies

That episode was dire.

I quite liked the storyline involving the older cohort of actors. Liked the reference to Emily up a tree too. Corrie writers are far superior to those of Emmerdale when it comes to research into and incorporation of long ago storylines.

I am cataloguing the silly walks of Leanne.

We've had pregnancy waddle gait, and now the Leanne Truss stiletto march.

The afternoon tea scene with the older actors was good, I agree.

I found the afternoon tea dreary.

Great for eavesdropping. I always like a bit of Claudia. Very big buns for afternoon tea, is that Debbie's hotel?
Fayes story is sad, but i don't care. She should go and visit Anna.

Some funny moments in the afternoon tea scene, especially when they surrounded Rula Lenska and her date!

Forty quid a head for that afternoon tea? Roy could have rustled up daintier pastries himself.