EASTENDERS 56 - not a single spoiler or else !!!

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So mock and Janine had sex.

nancy went off in a cab minus £50k

Linda is still drinking

sam is being a traitor to big bruv

will raine and Roland be back

awwww finally Kim and huwie had a pucker but gawd he’s milking his sprain!!

amazing the square has 3 drinking venues. Pub. Gay bar and now Peggy’s club

when will meerkat tell everyone he loves Stacey

will his dad mr panesar (sp) arrive. He’s a bad un !!!!

least Ruby’s baby won’t be prem 😂😂

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Yes I agree about the surgery.

Also surprised that Nina called the police on Stuart, knowing full well he was suffering from a depressive episode due to not taking the pills she had prescribed him 🙄 She really doesn't strike me as a very sympathetic GP tbh. Very business like and matter of fact.

I like the idea of Eve the undertaker!

I did laugh when the GP Nina said to Stuart ' let these people go home '
If it takes as long there to get to see a GP as it does where I live , I would have stayed put once stuart had gone!

Stuart ripped out the phone , so maybe he also destroyed the panic button too !
He did go a bit crazy

Yeah, she does have the height and I can see her in the outfit too! She would look great

Finally caught up on two weeks worth of episodes after being away!

I though the Suki & Ranveer scene started really powerfully then just got ridiculous. After she hit him I was shouting "Check his pulse!" at the TV. Why did that not occur to either Suki or Ravi??

For those who were wondering, the abandoned warehouse they took Lewis to is the old Nestle factory in Welwyn Garden City. They've used it a few times now. Nowhere near any docks so they had to put fake horn sounds in every so often 😄

Howie's ex staying in Ibiza was sooo predictable 🙄

Billy is a pillock. Honey can do so much better than that cheating twerp.

Really want the truth about Linda's accident to hurry up and come out now!

Getting bad vibes about Howie : his gone from mr loveable to being a bit off, moving his son into Kim's place and made a few remarks that are not very nice. I thought he was into Kim , but dunno now!
His not really had a proper storyline for ages , so maybe I'm a bit harsh , but I'm not sure about him lately ?
I hope they find out Janine was framing Linda and Mick boots her out the of the pub into the rain! ( not they we've had a lot of rain lately )

The rain will show in 6w time so middle of October 😂

Maybe a Halloween story of Janine being kicked out ? 😂
Although it's a long time to wait

The Intern can stand on the roof of the Vic with a watering can.

Yeah me too. Never liked him from the start tbh. Such a wet blanket. Can't help thinking Kim just felt sorry for him. He's not a patch on Vincent imho!

I really hope they don't drag the Linda/Janine story out for the Christmas Day shocker they wouldn't would they?!?! Oh god I could totally see a Xmas day wedding for Janine and mick interrupted by Linda waving the hospital/police report proving she wasn't driving or maybe Scarlett blurting it out over the turkey NOT A SPOILER I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING BTW

I don't know about Billy being too good for Honey tbh she's got a bit obnoxious lately thinking she's above everyone else with her clipboard, and she's got form for being a knob abandoning Janet with Billy to further Wills modelling career in Canada

Also agree that the stolen hearse thing was bloody ridiculous!

It seems to be gearing up for a quicker end than that I thought. I think it's going the be the next "big" story (also not a spoiler, just a guess!)

Although I also thought they'd clear up Lucy's death earlier than they did.

I could see Scarlett in the pub when Mick comes in to say Linda's "gone daaahn for it" and piping up "but mummy, you were driving!"

Janine was thrown out of The Vic onto the street by Archie Mitchell . She was wearing very fancy underwear and not much else .

So a Hallowe'en Eviction by Mick would be good ( though Janine would be all " FFS not AGAIN " especially if she's dressed in a Saucy Witch or Steamy Demon costume ?

Vincent and Kim were wonderful together! A sassy couple.
Howie seems to have gone off Kim a bit ? I'm usually wrong though ! Or maybe he just wanted a home for his son ?
I remember Janine being slung out of the pub by Archie , he was a bad ' un!

So glad Uncle Fester and Raine have gone.
Hope they dont come back, they make my skin crawl.
Hes vile, abusive even before the PND and gets off every time.

I think Janine knows her time will be up shortly, she looked very worried.
Scarlett will save the day!

• Im guessing not a spoiler

Not a spoiler , but I have this vision of Scarlett riding Pat the pony up in the pouring rain to pick up her cold ' omeless broken mum from the floor and give her ride back to Sonia's to dry out! Or to the allotment to hide whilst Mick smashes things up howling that he thought Janine had changed and how L is the love of his life and he should have supported / believed her more !

I'd forgotten about Honey buggering off to Canada! Yeah, she's a twerp too.

I think I'm just irritated that every time a character cheats in EE they are encouraged in some way to 'fight' for the relationship, like the cheated-on partner is just a secondary character in it all, there to be 'won back' like a prize by the efforts of the cheater. At least Ben is (sort of) trying to do the decent thing by ending things with Calum. I'll admit it hits a raw nerve with me as someone who had an unfaithful spouse in the past. Ex H thought all he had to do was make sad faces and be nice to me and it'd all be hunky dory. Knob. 😆

I've held Honey in Ultra Knob Head Status since her daughter Janet was born.

Janet was IIRC her Mother's name and what she wanted to call her daughter . When she ( the daughter) was born and Honey found out she had Down's Syndrome , she changed her name to Petal .
Almost like her daughter wasn't worthy of her mum's name
She changed it back but by that time she'd cemented the KnobHeaded Queen Behaviour ( and has done nothing to make me change my mind with her daft antics )

Pat the Pony has been living at The Stables Up The Road since Christmas , Scarlett rarely visits her .
She won't get the girth done up on that pony so Scarlett will need to vault on without a saddle and march into the Square to save Janine .....though more likely from being Burned at the Stake or Beaten to Death By Pitchfork Weilding Neighbours than drowning in a watering can deluge of rain.

The watering can of deluge ! 😂
Yep, Pat the pony has been forgotten, along with Ravi , nobody has asked about him for a while either !

I remember the Christmas Day evening episode when Lauren and Abby fell off the vic roof , the rain and wind mirrored the actual weather on the day here ! It was uncanny.

It’s not on iPlayer this week. Have to watch live or later 😞

I've just tried to find it on I player too!
They have stopped this now
It's a shame as I liked to watch it when I wanted to.

My heart bleeds not 😛😛