EASTENDERS 56 - not a single spoiler or else !!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

So mock and Janine had sex.

nancy went off in a cab minus £50k

Linda is still drinking

sam is being a traitor to big bruv

will raine and Roland be back

awwww finally Kim and huwie had a pucker but gawd he’s milking his sprain!!

amazing the square has 3 drinking venues. Pub. Gay bar and now Peggy’s club

when will meerkat tell everyone he loves Stacey

will his dad mr panesar (sp) arrive. He’s a bad un !!!!

least Ruby’s baby won’t be prem 😂😂

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Eastenders always makes my mind wander down the How are you involved/ related path when I look at 2 random characters (because they always are )

Kathy was married to Gavin Sullivan ( stonkingly wealthy Paul Just Good Friends Nicholas )
Sharon is Gavin's daughter ( so Kathy's step daughter )
Sharon married her step mothers ex husband Phil Mitchell
Kathy had a ONS with her step daughters ex husband Grant Mitchell
Kathy is step mum to Zach but he was in Care so likely not mentioned by Gavin
Kathys son Ian then married Sharon ( maybe still married ? )

So Kathys step daughter , ex DH's ex wife , is her Daughter in Law
My head is busted I tell you

That's all true but Sharon was adopted by Den and Angie so legally was their child. Kathy was Angie's friend so obviously knew Sharon as their child.
She never knew Gavin was her bio father until after he died and no one knew Zach existed until the funeral (think him and Shaz are half sibs)

I think that Sharon and ian had the marriage annulled didn't they ? Did they actually get married ? I can't remember, but I do remember her trying to kill him !!

I also think it was annulled. They never slept together. Sharon kept putting him off!

Ha! yes they love to re-write history in Eastenders
I don't know if Ian and Sharon DTD (brain bleach) so maybe annullled when he deserted the marriage ? I don't think Sharon has lost too much sleep searching for him.

On a total random note:
I love the tall beer glasses in Peggys but they'd be a swine to wash , you'd need a long brush and poke the drying cloth in and twist it . Maybe they make everyone drink shorts or bottled

The Albert have tumblers with rings/ridges which remind me of the belly of an earthworm so I cannot bring myself to like them.
Suki had the Earthworm Glasses at her lunch with Stacey , maybe she stole some from The Albert ?

Sorry to derail the thread but I had the most disturbing dream where Jay murdered Ben. They were arguing (in a scrap yard) and Jay went psychotic and kept saying to Ben "stay away from me". Ben kept walking toward him not to goad him but to try and calm him down. Jay then picks up a huge metal comb like thing and starts to attack Ben in the neck until he decapitated him. The screams were absolutely unmerciful.

I had a strange dream too that I had an affair with a random man ! As if .. I think I watch too much EE sometimes as they all have numerous affairs all the time and I've never had one. 😂
We've not had a murder on the square for ages have we ? I Can't remember the last one and Sharon did try to kill off Ian and failed.

Now that I'd watch! In EE it'd probably be the other way round with Ben going psychotic, Jay trying to calm him down and then Jay being brutally murdered. Is Jay going to get a new love interest? Frankie or someone else? I knew Honey would get sick of him in the end.

Ben is really starting to get on my tits now with his looks, moods and dramas. But hey, he's good viewing value for EE - with his mix of tortured gay man with a variety of family drama.

It's not long since all of Gray's murders. I think it was Chantelle's year anniversary in the Charles and Camilla episode I think and Kush and Tina were after that.

🙄 how could I forget Gray.
The squares most recent serial killer..

Actually might have been 2 years for Chantelle

Blondes head explodes

I did notice when Suki kissed Eve her hand (Suki's) went onto Eve's neck/throat .

Run away Eve , more red flags than the bunting at Rocky's Car Lot there .

Hopefully Eve will think that Suki is more trouble than she's worth , and her Wifes's Boyfriend's Mother to boot .

Suki is a red flag or four !
I can't bear her

Ikr! I don't get what Eve sees in her at all. Especially when she could have Ash instead.

I found tonight's episode to be like one big mess as far as all the characters were. Far too much interlinking and overlapping. Even Kat and Zack are friendly now ffs!

Honey/Jay/Lola/Billy.

Ben/Kathy/Rocky/Zack/Sam.

Karen/Callum/Stuart.

Suki/Eve/Ash.

And they're just the ones I can remember! Although I suppose there were 2 episodes in a row.

Is Lola Billy's granddaughter ? Or great granddaughter?
Zack is alright really , but why Kat is suddenly his bbf is strange !
The Wednesday Adams comment from the camp copper was funny.
Dh has a bit of a crush on lovely hair Sam
I find her annoying.

I meant best friend forever !

Yes I thought the Wednesday Addams comment was quite witty too. Now I can't look at Dotty without seeing her 🙃

Poor Jay too :(
Where will he live now?

I like Dotty though , she is different to the other women with a trendy dress sense.
She's grown on me and Zack too

Yes indeed. I didn't think they were well matched from the start. He still looks and acts like a kid compared to her! But I do like him.

I don't mind Jay , he was better working at the Cokers though.
Lola might take him in?

Yes I do like how Dotty dresses. Just lots of black with her long dark hair, makes her very goth looking, even though she's not.

Dotty always looks cool.

Where does Lola even live these days? Is she at Phil's?