Love Island 2022 - Thread 2 - Luca you make-a me wanna puke-a!

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As you were...

Placemarking.

Not sure I'll catch up on the episode I missed tonight based on the comments here but please let me know if there were any must watch bits and I'll try and fit it in!

I'm watching the episode now. I really like Gemma and how she holds her own. Not a fan of Luca. Andrew grew on me by being respectful following the night in the hideaway.

Oooo Jay

Tanned olive skin, tall, 28, works in finance and is clearly intelligent.

He is going to cause CHAOS!

Jay isn't for me. Remi though 😍

The sex was definitely had in the hideaway wasn't it?

I'm worried for Dami and Ikenna. Amber and Indiyah don't seem that interested.

Hardly surprising. Enforced racial segregation doesn’t generally make for a fun holiday. The ‘public vote’ has effectively ruined the first weeks for all four contestants. Very, very hard to understand why the producers made this decision - in the 21st century.

Dami is lovely - such low key wit. All the other boys are disappointing. Cannot understand how anyone could find the ‘Italian Snack’ attractive in any way, but perhaps he’ll have more freedom now his obsessive stalker has turned her attention elsewhere.

The way Luca was slamming her into his chest was disturbing. It wasn't a gentle nudge, she even said it winded her. She told him to stop and he carried on.
Not sure why they're focusing on the name mix up when somebody should be asking if Gemme is okay and Luca should be sent off.

That was uncomfortable to watch what Luka was doing to Gemma think that's why she said the wrong name nervousness... she could have choked ffs. Luka is a twat.
Jaques is very immature.
David's needs to stop sulking.
Think Amber and dami are genuine.

@Nomad916 I agree I think Luka should have been pulled about that it was awful.

It did seem rather … primal. Thumping his chest, not with his fists but with the actual new possession.

Yes, it was while she was eating too!

Love the thread title 😂 Luca is a prick, but Gemma was kissing him in the bed last night, typical 19yr old going for the bad boy and against daddy’s wishes I’d probably have some the same at her age 🙈😂

Tonight’s looks interesting, Jacques the small rugby player does not seem very welcoming! I agree Dami and Ikenna loose their girls, the new boys seem to have a bit about them! Paige seems to have taken on the roll of the ‘nice’ girl and friendzone, I worry she’s not going to make a love connection and she seems so lovely.

I think Gemma really likes Luca. But he needs to cool it. I would have been fuming at being jerked around like that.

It was weird and very uncomfortable to watch. I don't like Luca. I like Andrew and liked the way he didn't dive in for the kiss and tell.

Of course Jacques is small for a rugby player, it's league, they're always smaller Give me a proper rugger player with decent thighs any day! Looks like tonight could be pretty uncomfortable with all this social positioning from him, he's clearly not used to having any challenge for the alpha male role/ladies attention.

Tasha's suspender belt get up was grim, and a bit obvious. She said it was only a handjob but for all we know they probably agreed to say that was all, he seemed happy either way.

I don't like this 'snack' description, I first heard it in MAFSAUS (ah mafasaurus I miss you!). A snack is a filler right, something to keep you occupied until dinner, so does that mean when they describe people as a snack they are saying they'll do until the main arrives? I don't know why I'm surprised at disrespectful references tbh...I should prob switch off now!

It was really disturbing!! I can't believe nobody called him out on it and made what she said to be the problem. He's already possessive and controlling. After less than a week!!!

I don’t like Luka at all; Davido is better looking so I don’t know why Gemma even went off with him- I predict Gemma/Davido getting back together

Place marking, got a lot to catch up on.

I told you all Luca was a knob didn't I?

When does first look get released?

I really enjoyed Unseen Bits - it actually made a programme with some content and substance. But Aftersun was a ghastly waste of time. I’m not familiar with the presenter - is she generally acknowledged to be insincere, or was that just my perception of her?

(Don’t know when it’s released, I watched on ITV Hub yesterday.)

First look is normally around 3pm ish every day. Today was a bit earlier. Skin-Su is making me laugh. Looking forward to tonight!

I hope the boys really are shaking things up as much as First look is making it seem.

I really hope Remi likes Paige as much as she seemingly liked him and she can jump ship from Jacques.

Had to laugh at Davide watching ES and Jay!

The new boys look like they’ve got much more about them! All the other lads just seem so immature. I really hope Paige likes one of them and it’s reciprocated. She deserves better than Jacques!

First look looks good 😬 finally I was almost giving up

Ooooh!!! Just discovered First Look on You tube. I will be grinning for the rest of the day. Hilarious!