Masterchef: Nonna deployed, James is 38??! And all aboard the Jay train.

[Pebbledashery]

For Thurs night.

Think that smell might be actual flatulence.

John's disbelief at not being fed today

Haha, who’s not getting a Wellington??

Oh Dean.

Damn Dean the only really decent cook has cocked up and will be out

@Halsall

Was it not on a previous series that Gregggggg expressed utter befuddlement at the radical notion of mixing chocolate and orange, a combination hitherto unknown to him?*

*In fairness, it might have been chocolate and ginger, but that’s hardly unknown either

To be fair, he seemed very bemused at the idea of Teriyaki pigeon?

Burnt lettuce -drink

Oh, poor Dean. He's my favourite of this group.

I like Hanney

@Halsall no need, he’s more of a knob for both not knowing chocolate & ginger is a thing and not liking chocolate orange…

Gregg eats like a total pig

OK, I think we have said 'prawn' enough.

Farokh's dumplings look like obscene nightmares looming out of the bisque.

He puffs up every time they love his food

Ew, random bits of prawn whisker

I wouldn't eat that crap

Why is Hannah getting praise for ruining cheese and burning lettuce?

"Prawn flesh" is a phrase I could never hear again.

Hannahs dessert looks banging

Nice Radha!

Shits is being quite nice. That looks lovely though.

She done good

Where’s the rest of Dean’s chips??

Dean's looks lovely

Deans chips look banging.