Masterchef: Nonna deployed, James is 38??! And all aboard the Jay train.

[Pebbledashery]

For Thurs night.

Farokh is a fat Tobias Fünke.

Oh dear Mark.

That steak is criminal

'The green sauce you call chimichurri' - no, that’s what it IS called, you twonk!

Does deconstructing ever work? I don't know why people insist on doing it.

Deconstructed reconstruction

You can’t do what you feed your kids for Wednesday tea on mc.

Got to be the giant toddler surely?

Don't worry, Radha. Angela cocked it up more than you did.

Evening all. Late on parade as I can’t comment on the site using my iPhone. I guess its down to the new platform.

The whole point of crumble is half the topping gets soaked in fruit and half is all crunchy. Cooking separately is just rubbish.

But I'd much rather Angela went

It is weird, Grouchy, and yes, it usually doesn’t work. It baffles me too. Nowt wrong with a proper apple crumble.

Send the giant toddler home

@TheDogsMother I couldn't comment using the app yesterday. Logged off and on again and it's been fine.

Angela out surely.

What, how is she through.
Mark, because he can actually cook at a higher standard. Apart from the steak.

Sad face @TheDogsMother

👋 That's odd, I’m on mine…

Huzzah! Forager F off.

'See you later!'

Narrator: They never saw her again.

Take Farokh and his fake madness with you

She can go forage herself a train ticket now

😂

Now Shitwell

Thanks Jay. I'm back and really pleased Angela the forager has gone.