Masterchef: Nonna deployed, James is 38??! And all aboard the Jay train.

[Pebbledashery]

For Thurs night.

@littlbrowndog

See pointy moustache guy actually inflating himself when they liked his food. 🤣🤣🤣 laughing like dogs here

I know - he even sat down in a very theatrical way, as if he was sitting on the lav.

Nobody made me go wow

I actually thought he was going to fart.

I want to call Amadeo Amadeus

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

I actually thought he was going to fart.

Me too! I want to see more of him!

What was Dean like?

Martin and his meagre portions

I like Martin. He has a very kind face.

Fart 😅😂😂😂

@Pebbledashery

I want to call Amadeo Amadeus

Only if you sing it, I don’t want to be the only one with the earworm!

Radha better go through later.

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

What was Dean like?

Traditional cook with a penchant for marathon running apparently. 😊

Yay, none if the annoying ones got an apron.

Boarding school sauce........ noooooooo

Evening all. One raw fish, one undercooked fish, I eat a lot of fish, but am not impressed, though the woman who did the funny stuff in a terrarium cooked hers fine.

This lot are a bit too wannabe chef wankery for me, they all have cookery shows in their eyes. Though I do like twinkly Martin.

Not really taken to any of the rest, they are going to have to work hard to win me over.

HOGWEED. Fuck off.

The way in which she's done her pig tails infuriates me.

I feel, John, like you could work out what a blooming tea is if you sit and think about it for a few seconds.

I met Mark earlier this year, on a cooking course! Fun surprise to see him on MC tonight! He was a lovely guy, so pleased to see him getting through with flying colours.

We've already had a Mauritian cookery winner

I love Amadeo already

Martin reminds me of a mate’s bad boy ex. Utterly filthy. (Apparently)
Did they say hogweed? You should hear dh ranting about fucking foragers right now.
Another bastard panna cotta.

Foraging. For goodness sake , this is supposed to be a foraging free zone.no apron for you you fancy schmanzy food on a slate woman.

I would like Amadeo to come to my house and just say 'pannacotta' to me. No other tasks required.

Amateurs shouldn't forage.