Masterchef: Homage to potatoes, Greggs inner depths and Holly works in the theatre did you know?

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go.

Phew.

Whooop for Jamal.

Yeah! The Smile lives another day

I thought Carly was better

Well done Jamal

Oli the pompous git had to get through

Aww Meg. Yes, keep pushing.

@littlbrowndog

I thought Carly was better

I liked that she did a special dinner for her kids on Friday nights.

If that twat dismissed me with a patronising 'it didn't go as you planned' I'd boot him up the arse. or at the very least spit in his tea.

Yay sod off Carly. She was totally annoying

Get on board the Jay train

JAY!!!

I had to go and rot through the kitchen for something to drink and make ds’s bait as he’s in nights. So missed it all!
I got a mc apron from Morrison’s at Christmas. If I’m teaching cooking at school I like to wear it.
Jaaaaay!

Was worried it was going to be Sitwell.

See you on Thursday, all!

See you Thursday ladies

Yes Jay💕

JAY!!!!!!!!!!! and I am bloody out again. Grrrrr

Jay. Food critic, yes. Sex symbol, no 🤣🤣

What if Oli and Holly meet and fall in love in the later rounds? This cannot come to pass.

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

I had to go and rot through the kitchen for something to drink and make ds’s bait as he’s in nights. So missed it all! I got a mc apron from Morrison’s at Christmas. If I’m teaching cooking at school I like to wear it. Jaaaaay!

Er, bait? Is he going fishing?

The Swashbuckling Howard's Way Sea Captain might turn out to be Jay's long lost son. As a baby he was kidnapped by pirates from a beach hut in Southwold and now they shall espy each other across a parsnip fondant and realise they have found each other again.

Sorry, it’s a northern thing, his pack up. Don’t usually do it, but he’s fecking knackered this week.

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

Sorry, it’s a northern thing, his pack up. Don’t usually do it, but he’s fecking knackered this week.

Ah! Thought I'd heard of most versions, snap, piece, etc but not heard that one, thanks!

Evening my little not for profiteroles, well what happened there, they all seemed perfectly nice people, no funny mannerisms or quirks, no one aiming for their own cooking show on tv, all seemed to be cooking ordinary food, apart from the radio woman, something must have gone wrong in the initial selection. Quick , sack the intern!

Evening chaps, going to miss tonight as I've just got in from a crazy day at work.. Finish this thread up before y'all move across.
Nonna deployed!