Masterchef: Homage to potatoes, Greggs inner depths and Holly works in the theatre did you know?

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go.

I'm going to set up a legal company that specialises in copyright infringement for nans who've had their recipes nicked by relatives competing on television cooking shows.

How much of this is staged do you think? Does Colin really arrive on the train from Chorley at MCHQ with a cool bag full of sea bass, flour and micro herbs?

@GrouchyKiwi

Piss off, Gregg.

Was just thinking that

@EsmaCannonball

I'm going to set up a legal company that specialises in copyright infringement for nans who've had their recipes nicked by relatives competing on television cooking shows.

Nonna & Co LLB

@Pebbledashery

Even seeing mushrooms makes me feel itchy.

Are you sure you should be watching this Pebbles, you could get scarred for life! 🤣🤣

@RomainingCalm

How much of this is staged do you think? Does Colin really arrive on the train from Chorley at MCHQ with a cool bag full of sea bass, flour and micro herbs?

I know, i imagine he got on the 06:36 from Chorley with his freezer box.

I use a little Stilton in the white sauce for my fish pie (topping is sliced potato so you put half underneath with the filling and pour the rest over the top so it soaks through and you get the fab cheesy crispy bits) but I’d never eat it on a cracker…

Have you noticed there is always a Recruitment Consultant in every series. Like cockroaches and I say that as a Recruitment Consultant 🤣

Not the smartest ... A little bit mis-shapen.

Projection, Gregg. Projection.

Like James needs to know how close to success he was. Don't age him anymore John.

Bleurgh stilton. You don't actually need to see all the creepy stuff you're eating in cheese. I much prefer the types that keep you ignorant.

@EsmaCannonball

I'm going to set up a legal company that specialises in copyright infringement for nans who've had their recipes nicked by relatives competing on television cooking shows.

You’ll coin it, Esma

I do like this change, that they're making them all cook both sweet and savoury before booting them.

Not a fan of very odourous cheese I have to say.

Usually there’s doctors. This time not one so far …..

5 kids.... Gulp.

Sorry, how many kids has Carly?

There was a Doctor last week - Naziya, I think was a Dr.

We had the dentist instead of a doctor.

Fondant alert

How many kids has Carly got?
Fuck no Jamahl.

Jamhls sexy deep voice....

I agree Grouchy.

I always think you shouldn't get to the final without demonstrating a number of different cuisines/skills. You don't get to the final of Strictly doing a tango every week.

Chocolate Fondant - tick

Did I say that out loud 😅