MAFSAUS9 - the Zippit thread with no spoilers, no teasers and no budgie smugglers. There may be a cockinteal… E4UK PACE

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I’ve saged.

TBF re the 5 year plan thing, if someone asked me what mine was I'd have to say I plan to be lying on a beach in Spain, mainlining rosé. Poor Al. He was proper put on the spot.

On the subject of them making Dion stay, am sure they've allowed someone to change their mind on the sofa in a previous series. It must have suited their purpose.

They wanted Dion and Carolina for the retreat....

Haha Liv keeps doing that psycho chicken look. It's not pretty.

@Wastwater

Haha Liv keeps doing that psycho chicken look. It's not pretty.

I KNOW!! I've just said to my (completely uninterested, playing with his phone) husband that it makes her look fucking unhinged!

I've been trying to figure out who Al reminds me of and I think I've got it.

He'd be great in a live action movie. He wouldn't even need to act much.

To infinity and beyond.

They must be doing some serious heavy editing with Kate if her beau is saying she is fun, speaks well of him, and is a wonderful person.

All I see is her saying how much she dislikes him 🤔🤔

Interesting tracksuit Dion

@ColdinNovember

Interesting tracksuit Dion

'Oh so you're embarrassed to be seen in Byron with me are you? You ain't seen nothing yet Baby'.

Think he’s actually trolling her …

That “over hearing” thing was weird….
She was looking right in his direction.
Finding it hard to take this seriously that she didn’t realise they could be heard 🤔

Cody looks like some sort of reptile.
Can’t quite put my finger on which.
Also while I’m at it that pinky orangey shirt last night I feel was not a good look for him with his skin tone 😬 🦞

No Liv. Everyone DOESNT think you're a sweetheart.

Aaaaaand there's the first sneak peek at Liv's previously concealed psycho underbelly.

Interesting tracksuit Dion

I actually thought Keith Lemon had entered the experiment

Dan has no conversation. He just wants to get naked

Come on Jackson ! See her for what she is !

@coldfeetmama

Come on Jackson ! See her for what she is !

Oh THAT's his name!

What were the pretentious little head twitches at the end of each sentence about?

Dom IS outspoken and loud but she's not underhand and lets face it, slightly unhinged, as Liv is showing herself to be. Chopping up a bridesmaid dress because she didn't like it and the Bride was pissed off that she waited 6 months to voice that?

We bloody missed the drama as the puppy decided to get the zoomies and then shat everybloodywhere! What happened?!!

I won't be surprised if some of Liv's old schoolmates sell their stories on how much of a mean girl she was/is.

@chocolatesaltyballs22

We bloody missed the drama as the puppy decided to get the zoomies and then shat everybloodywhere! What happened?!!

😂😂😂 Sorry that did make me laugh

The girls night out in the garden - Don was telling Carolina she disrespects Dion and Liv with the childish wobble head screeched at her to stop screeching
Dom smashed a glass and ran off upset

Unfortunately not doing herself any favours there as it backed up Liv's opinion of her being aggressive

I can't bear Liv and her wobble head
Or Carolina and her wandering eye
Or that one who keeps feeding the rows
Not sure if it's Sam or Tamara but they do wind up the arguments , I think it's Tamara

Who I also think is a snake

Carry on like a pork chop 🤣🤣

Did anyone else notice how Ella wore make up to the girls night but not when around Mitch?

Just catching up on tonight's episode. My heart broke a little bit to Al last night. The poor old pet.

I'm already bored of the affair story line. In fairness though Dion will have a lucky escape if Dan takes Carolina off his hands.

Liv just ugh. She wants to be queen bee so bad.

@Onthetoadagain

At this point Dion is not helping himself, Carolina has been totally unambiguous about not being interested, shes not even been tactful about it. He should have just let her go and written leave.

Yeah🤣

But I think he wants to be on telly

@SummerSazz

Dan has no conversation. He just wants to get naked

That's all that she wants. She just wants someone who wants to fuck her.