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MAFS Australia New series... who's watching tonight?

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GreenLunchBox · 21/02/2022 16:44

Brew
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inappropriateraspberry · 23/02/2022 22:24

Andrew's accent is odd. A mix of Texan and Oz I suppose, but it doesn't sit well.

Peachtoiletpaper · 23/02/2022 22:33

Oh god poor selina! He's not giving her an inch, why wouldn't she ask if he wants kids?!

TitsInAbsentia · 23/02/2022 23:01

not watching until tomorrow but got the drip from the preview that the seemingly lovely Selina was getting the seemingly knobbo texan bloke. Oh ipxerts, you really do challenge the meaning of ixpert....

ANameChangeAgain · 23/02/2022 23:41

Anyone else thinking Holly has bunny boiler tendencies?

Ballsaque · 24/02/2022 00:25

@TitsInAbsentia Bonsoir! No…. It’s not my surname 🤣

I cannot bear ad breaks. I’ve had to pay for All4+ in order to miss them all. Worth it just for MAFS alone.

ANameChangeAgain · 24/02/2022 07:24

Selina is really pretty, I wish she had her natural hair colour though. He seemed quite cold but when eating seemed to warm up a bit.

TitsInAbsentia · 24/02/2022 11:41

I am open to receiving bottles of wine, bags of giant buttons, large sums of cash....I dunno if it will work but Holly is pushing hard on this positive affirmation shite so thought I'd give it a go Brew Cake

Wonder what happened to Holly's mum in Texas, I don't think we'll ever get that back story sadly. I'm sure at the dinner I could hear Holly's fallopian tubes tying themselves in knots....guns, Texas and Trump - oh my! Things looking better on the honeymoon, nice to see someone else being an ugly crier like myself, but he needed more snot for the full effect.

Lovely awks question box from the ixperts for Cody and Selina, nice job tearing things down before they've even had a chance to start things up, but if he's really not attracted to her not sure how things can be saved.

Poor Anfnee on a hiding to nothing I think, not sure why she isn't in to him, something we aren't seeing? She was an arse about the bath, I'd have pulled the plug or had a sneaky wee in it...yes, I'm classy Grin

ChikaCherryCola · 24/02/2022 14:00

The bath with the Texan looked somewhat awks. The way he stood in front of her and dropped his towel 😂 She didn't look hugely into when he was kissing her in the bath. Why are men so bad at reading body language?

TitsInAbsentia · 24/02/2022 15:14

I'm still fixed on his ugly crying....I mean his come face is going to be full on horror film stuff....

UnUdderOne · 24/02/2022 15:47

Channel 4 catch up won't let me watch episode 2 and jeeps skipping to episode 3 - is there any other way of watching?

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 24/02/2022 16:51

I love you tots

Just saying.

But you are not enticing me to watch his face. Coming, going or crying.

I had me fill with sticky pat.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 24/02/2022 16:52

Not tots tits

Obvs 🙄

Febrier · 24/02/2022 17:10

Oh, here you all are! I've been sat on the thread that was started first :(

PollyPepper · 24/02/2022 17:30

'Savage Garden once said' hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA

Febrier · 24/02/2022 17:39

That reminded me of the vow-renewal in Gavin & Stacey Grin

PollyPepper · 24/02/2022 17:44

@Febrier

That reminded me of the vow-renewal in Gavin & Stacey Grin
🤣🤣 'Pete, you're always running here and there'.
BewareTheLibrarians · 24/02/2022 18:40

Was it Andrew who said that he didn’t think he’d have a chance again to “get married to a human” or something like that? He was saying something about getting married but I can’t remember what! It just really threw me that he didn’t say marrying a “person” “woman” or even “a lovely human”, just “a human”. It was the weirdest phrasing and I will spend the rest of the series trying to work out if he’s actually an alien. Grin

FuzzyPuffling · 24/02/2022 18:47

@Febrier

That reminded me of the vow-renewal in Gavin & Stacey Grin
"Lights will bliiiiind you, and will Gui-hi-hi-ide you home...."
Sunbird24 · 24/02/2022 19:32

Howdy Maffers! Hoping this is a good distraction from work stuff!

YoniHuman · 24/02/2022 19:50

Another bubble bath 🙄

coldfeetmama · 24/02/2022 20:06

Oh ffs - she put the clay on his face first !

Bananarama21 · 24/02/2022 20:19

Selin is a bit and Anthony is a prick.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 24/02/2022 20:20

Catch up on last night. Sorry. 😢

Desperate dAndy? No desire to see his enjoyment face. Boy sure done is an ugly weeper.

And I don’t mean to get terribly personal. But I’ll do it anyway. If he was a farm boy in the big ole state of Texy, was he letting the beasts chew on his ears? Them’s mangled. Quite possibly literally.

I don’t think I could do life affirming stuff/cosmic wishes/vision boards. I get Holly’s need for love. Her want for children. But oh my. Intense.

What is with the half mast trews boys?

And why has everyone got the itch about Texas?

And savage garden? Okaaaaaaay 🤨

Botox Klingon beak alert tae.

And channelling alan partridge again but what the frig has she got on her feet???

And the Trump stuff? Eeee.

The dropping of the dressing gown was too much. Way too much.

Cody and Selina.

Doomed. His eyes lit up too much at Mitch when he walked into bucksnight. And I don’t know why porny taches are a thing. But they are.

She is a bonny thing. But the penchant for massive flappy full faux lashes must weigh down their eyelids. They are all going to end up looking like sharpeis the Mafs brides.

Not a surprise to see him with Speedos…. And bringing the tone down but his baws will be swimming. Literally. 🤢

He looks like a cross between Doogie Howser and 8 yr old Prince Harry.

What a stunning bride. And beautiful setting. My favourite so far.

She said she was a bit sweaty. Bet his baws win that contest….

She is full on. He is reversing. Like fast and furious reversing. I heard the screeching and smelled the burning rubber at the mention of tattoos… (Christ 😬)

I think that is one couple that would have benefitted from others at their wedding supper.

Not a surprise to talk about future hope for kids. But she almost said weeks instead of years.

And his baws left the Speedo pool and went back to the hotel. Like his maw’s womb hotel.

Loved she said she had a track record of coming on too strong. Aye. A track record and an Olympic medal.. gold.

But this lassie. Bless her. Feeling like such a disappointment to her folks is a hard watch. I know. Once - just once - kids need to know their folks are proud of them. It matters.

And cruel giving them that honesty box so quick. Feckin ixperts. A quick rejection across the chops will do wonders you knobbers. To find out she isn’t all that for her husband either will crush her like rose petals. Shitty move of the ixperts. I’m raging for her. I’m hurting for her.

So Dom and Jack did the deed.

MitchE didn’t. She can bang on all she likes but unless he can look like he is on his Insta A game when on the nest, it ain’t happening. Well, not without lighting, make up and filters. And not Ella.

So Selin wants a gent who isn’t a gent? Don’t muck it up Chuck. He’d have been scrubbing my back.

What does she do to make him flounce? Eeeee.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 24/02/2022 20:21

A prick? I’m going to work and he is a prick? Looks like my back will be unsloughed then.

Febrier · 24/02/2022 20:26

(I'm watching a bit behind real time). I'm so lost. I really wish they would put their names up every time.

Who's the bonny lad who got in that weird bath wearing a woman's bikini? Mitch? I'm not buying him at all.