Catch up on last night. Sorry. 😢
Desperate dAndy? No desire to see his enjoyment face. Boy sure done is an ugly weeper.
And I don’t mean to get terribly personal. But I’ll do it anyway. If he was a farm boy in the big ole state of Texy, was he letting the beasts chew on his ears? Them’s mangled. Quite possibly literally.
I don’t think I could do life affirming stuff/cosmic wishes/vision boards. I get Holly’s need for love. Her want for children. But oh my. Intense.
What is with the half mast trews boys?
And why has everyone got the itch about Texas?
And savage garden? Okaaaaaaay 🤨
Botox Klingon beak alert tae.
And channelling alan partridge again but what the frig has she got on her feet???
And the Trump stuff? Eeee.
The dropping of the dressing gown was too much. Way too much.
Cody and Selina.
Doomed. His eyes lit up too much at Mitch when he walked into bucksnight. And I don’t know why porny taches are a thing. But they are.
She is a bonny thing. But the penchant for massive flappy full faux lashes must weigh down their eyelids. They are all going to end up looking like sharpeis the Mafs brides.
Not a surprise to see him with Speedos…. And bringing the tone down but his baws will be swimming. Literally. 🤢
He looks like a cross between Doogie Howser and 8 yr old Prince Harry.
What a stunning bride. And beautiful setting. My favourite so far.
She said she was a bit sweaty. Bet his baws win that contest….
She is full on. He is reversing. Like fast and furious reversing. I heard the screeching and smelled the burning rubber at the mention of tattoos… (Christ 😬)
I think that is one couple that would have benefitted from others at their wedding supper.
Not a surprise to talk about future hope for kids. But she almost said weeks instead of years.
And his baws left the Speedo pool and went back to the hotel. Like his maw’s womb hotel.
Loved she said she had a track record of coming on too strong. Aye. A track record and an Olympic medal.. gold.
But this lassie. Bless her. Feeling like such a disappointment to her folks is a hard watch. I know. Once - just once - kids need to know their folks are proud of them. It matters.
And cruel giving them that honesty box so quick. Feckin ixperts. A quick rejection across the chops will do wonders you knobbers. To find out she isn’t all that for her husband either will crush her like rose petals. Shitty move of the ixperts. I’m raging for her. I’m hurting for her.
So Dom and Jack did the deed.
MitchE didn’t. She can bang on all she likes but unless he can look like he is on his Insta A game when on the nest, it ain’t happening. Well, not without lighting, make up and filters. And not Ella.
So Selin wants a gent who isn’t a gent? Don’t muck it up Chuck. He’d have been scrubbing my back.
What does she do to make him flounce? Eeeee.