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MAFS Australia New series... who's watching tonight?

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GreenLunchBox · 21/02/2022 16:44

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 23/02/2022 16:10

I didn’t really notice Jack in the first show. I was multi tasking. 🤷‍♀️

Another dog person though. Winner winner kibble dinner.

I’m not sure about him and the Dom though. They say best match? I will wait.

I’m really not sure about MitchE. They make me itchE. She’s a right bonny lass. I’m not sure any lass would be good enough for him. My colleague’s ‘dar is giving it the big wooowoooo big ‘uns from him.

I get the feeling he will never find someone who measures up to the mirror. And wtf is with the moody looks to the distance and the waterfall wash? Sorry but that screams calendar for me. Like specialist. For bears… or cougars.

Pob is outpobbing himself. I’m smelling a whiff of the Dr Turners about him. Now that is a hybrid.

But ixperts thinking they’ve got things right there? Nah. I’ll go all Nurse Crane on yo’ ass and tell it as it is. If anyone saw CTM last week? I’m stopping short of callin it ymca. I can’t see this as a match at all. He just doesn’t look as though he wears the breeks. I’m not sure she is alpha enough for him.

Dom looked beautiful. She really did. Jack has got a hint of the Webbs. Or a bit Chris Martin. He’d be best off without the Ron Jeremy tache though.

But now they are at the altar? I like that they immediately started chatting. The boy smiles with his eyes too. That’ll do for me. For now.

He is a wee bit of a gype but I think his heart is thumping away in the right place! And the dog though!!! 😍. I’m hopeful.

Psycho predictions 🤣. M M M.

iMMA gonna Malkie ye? With a Machete? 😉

But they both look chuffed with eachother.

But just tell him about the big M that you ain’t told him. Just tell him. And not his Mates first! For why? But I like that his friends weren’t judgey. And fair. But MyMy. His Mam first too? Eee. Thankfully she didn’t get the chance.

I’m glad she said. And I’m glad he was accepting.

Hopeful. He seems a nice egg.

Ella’s frock was really lovely. Not sure about the free range nellies though. And not so much free range as running amok. And not keen on see through shoes. And golden rule ignore. Papooties or pins. Not both.
Love the head attire though.

Might’ve known Mitch would be senza hosiery. What is that? Do they use em for packing?

He sounded as though he was convincing himself.

But the smell stuff was weird. The dog I care for takes less of an interest.

I liked that he dipped a leg though.

They keep saying the chemistry is palpable. I’m just feeling he is too busy wondering how the still will look on his Insta.

I don’t think it is right to have a wedding with just them though. Itcheh. And all that licking and pouting. You want an M psychic thing in this one too. HMMMMMMMMM Hmm. Aye.

And instagraM.

They just stopped short of rubbing oil on the norks and baws. And I reckon he might still yet if there is a waterfall nearby.

Even though he is saying all the right things her bullshit detector is clearly ringing…. Ding dong 🔔 Not just gut instinct but all the organs. I fear she isn’t wrong. She says he smells divine.

Aye. To mask the smell of shite.

Not feeling this one at all.

Don’t say he is going to beMuff his little Man…

He wasn’t really feeling the bedtiMe was he?

coldfeetmama · 23/02/2022 17:12

I agree @Sheldon don't know if he'll be allowed any breeks!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 23/02/2022 17:25

Aye mama

Short trousers if anything.

She wanted to play horseyhorsey. He was all whoa nelly.

Resentment (her) and disgust (him) will be a-brewing.

Sunbird24 · 23/02/2022 19:32

I’m so tired I’m not sure I’ll make it through this eopisode…

FuzzyPuffling · 23/02/2022 19:58

Yes you will Sunbird. We need you.

Plump82 · 23/02/2022 19:58

Does anyone think Mitch has a bit of Patrick Swayze to him.

FuzzyPuffling · 23/02/2022 19:59

I've just told my DH that I am amazing and deserve an amazing day. Happily he agrees.

FuzzyPuffling · 23/02/2022 19:59

That is not a planet-friendly car.

FuzzyPuffling · 23/02/2022 20:00

His jacket doesn't seem to fit very well.

FuzzyPuffling · 23/02/2022 20:03

She'd holding her flowers as though they are about to explode!

FuzzyPuffling · 23/02/2022 20:05

Weird ears. (but I quite like him so far)

Sunbird24 · 23/02/2022 20:13

Oh there you all are! Help, I’ve had a bag of mini eggs but my eyelids won’t stay up!

Sunbird24 · 23/02/2022 20:14

Argh, Selina does that annoying thing-uh, where they add an extra syllable on the end of a word-uh!

Borisjohnsonshairbrush · 23/02/2022 20:28

Holly is fidgety as fuck

FuzzyPuffling · 23/02/2022 20:45

Do they not have baths in Australia?

Sunbird24 · 23/02/2022 20:45

Oh no, honeymoon Bath cringe-fest…

coldfeetmama · 23/02/2022 20:46

Oh dear
I think that was a bath for 2 😂

FuzzyPuffling · 23/02/2022 20:46

Anthony is slobbering.

Sunbird24 · 23/02/2022 20:46

Haha, I take it back! Go Selin, enjoy your solo soak!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 23/02/2022 20:51

sunbird

Oh no, honeymoon Bath cringe-fest…

I’m not watching (yet - about to do a nightshift) but it’ll never be as cringeworthy as sticky Pat and Belinda.

If I’d have been sat in a bath watching that, my inner cringe/sharp intake of breath would have sooked up all the water up my lulu.

Nothing can out-cringe that. I’m certain of it. 😬🥴

Sunbird24 · 23/02/2022 20:53

No Sheldon, I think I’m scarred for life from that particular episode and may never again let a man in my house, never mind my bathtub…

FuzzyPuffling · 23/02/2022 20:56

Don't worry. Apart from Andrew looking like boiled beetroot it is nowhere near as bad as PatnBlinda.
Thank goodness.

TitsInAbsentia · 23/02/2022 21:42

Oh dear lord...can we please all take a moment for that first Pat-Bel bath scene....no amount of tequlia in the world would make me watch that again!

NowYouListenToMeFella · 23/02/2022 21:52

Oh god the Pat and Belinda bath was the worst thing I saw on tv. Only starting tonight's episode now. Sweet Jesus Holly is a bit intense on the seeking love front.

Ella looked like she would eat Mitch alive last night. Her dress was gorgeous but as Sheldon said it's either legs or tits.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 23/02/2022 22:09

I’m getting the feeling that I may not have been mistaken about our Hol from what I’m reading.

Galloping forward on the path to motherhood with all her tubes wide open.

And doing the same as I might have done with my bath water. Just with other fluid. With other bathers in it.