MAFS Australia New series... who's watching tonight?

[GreenLunchBox]

I feel bad for Sam, she's been stitched up like a kipper. Who wants a partner who hasn't learned how to do laundry yet?

Caveat - I have not finished the episode yet.

Hoping against hope Jackson is as nice as he seems me too MrsTimRiggins

I think Olivia has a look of Margot Robbie, she seems so lovely and so does her husband, big hopes for them! Poor Sam had got the village idiot with Al, not a fan of Selin and Ant either or Holly and the sex expert 🤦🏽‍♀️ Ella and Mitch remind me of Martha and her fella.

Are we watching it at the same rate as the Aussies? Fuming it’s not all available now on sky. Can’t wait for the dinner party tonight, im considering starting a row with my husband so I can go to bed early and watch it in peace

Olivia’s maw had better not spoil it.

I think they are lovely together. She looked stunningly beautiful.

But my my. Falling quicker than drawers with no elastic.

If this doesn’t work my black wizened little heart will fracture.

I want this to be love.

(Rosamund Pike)

Al. Sam’s pink flags? Probably started out white flags but he put a red sock in the washer. Cos laundry and that.

The push up shit? Like pushing my lulu to a refuge near my lungs.
‘It can’t be cos she doesn’t like me’

Sod all to do with the arrogance then.

I can hear her turmoil. It goes like this.

Fuuuuuuuuuuck.
(Watch the clip to the end and you’ll get the noise I’m aiming for.)

fuuuuuck

And the frustration she’s feeling.

Oh for Toast to be in Mafs….

Al and Sam’s wedding should have been in a soft play venue.

Love Toast!

I did have to laugh at Olivia's mum and all her questions, but if that was my mum (and i love her and all) I'd have told her to go for a long wee....

And never before has the word ‘toolkit’ made the world seem a better place.

That Lady Di glance thing has served Al well to make the girlies flutter.

Didn’t work on the woman though.

I really don’t think he has heard the word no and he is perplexed.

Toast is so wrong it is perfect tits. Love it. Love him.

Roll on the meal.

Selin about to look like a nasty sook by the look of the clips.

@Prinnny

I think Olivia has a look of Margot Robbie, she seems so lovely and so does her husband, big hopes for them! Poor Sam had got the village idiot with Al, not a fan of Selin and Ant either or Holly and the sex expert 🤦🏽‍♀️ Ella and Mitch remind me of Martha and her fella.

Are we watching it at the same rate as the Aussies? Fuming it’s not all available now on sky. Can’t wait for the dinner party tonight, im considering starting a row with my husband so I can go to bed early and watch it in peace

This made me laugh so much 🤣

Yes, I've tried several ways and devices to access shvideos.net and get the same error.

I tried following the link as posted above and got all excited for a mo,but still no luck

Poor old Al, I’d have read sams signals wrong too tbh 😂

Mitch reminds me of Deiter Bruner (spelling) off Home and Away

Al reminds me a bit of Sam Prince off of MIC - partly the massive veneers that don’t fit his gin properly, partly the unearned smug self confidence.

Mitch Cody Fern x Justin Bieber.

*fit his gob properly that should say!

What's everyone's thoughts on Anthony and Selin? WhoIBU?

Having listened to Selin's own words my sympathy is with him. She seems borderline abusive.

Ooh well done Holly telling Andrew that she wants to chat to the other wives about their relationship, warts and all.

Blimey, Selin’s almost wearing that dress

Team Antnee. There’s summat wrong with madam.

Ah Dieter.

They're spinning this dinner party out. Do you think it'll continue tomorrow?

Erm, why is Holly sharing this?

Ooh dear. Selin is not coming across well here. I reckon the programme-makers gave her plenty of time to get her two pennyworth in first.

Selin is awful, what a horrible woman.