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MAFS Australia New series... who's watching tonight?

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GreenLunchBox · 21/02/2022 16:44

Brew
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FuzzyPuffling · 28/02/2022 21:18

DH and I both estimated Al is 14. And that's being generous. His mum is a bit clingy though...I blame her for a lot of his failings.

GreenLunchBox · 28/02/2022 21:37

@FuzzyPuffling

DH and I both estimated Al is 14. And that's being generous. His mum is a bit clingy though...I blame her for a lot of his failings.
Just watching his mum's speech.

Oh my god, I didn't think I could cringe any harder. Please make it stop

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GreenLunchBox · 28/02/2022 21:39

They've stitched his bride up. The ixperts clearly put him on this show for the drama. He is clearly not marriage material 🙄

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GreenLunchBox · 28/02/2022 21:46

"I think all men are trash"
"Ohhhh shit"

Hahahaha, this made me roar!

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NowYouListenToMeFella · 28/02/2022 21:51

Catching up now. Just about to watch Al and Sam's wedding. Poor Sam doesn't realise she is ending up with a guy who can't look after himself.

I just want the weddings to be over and get into the dinner parties and killing each other bits.

JudyGemstone · 28/02/2022 22:12

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

I hope your recovery goes well judy

Rubbish that you’ve had surgery of course but what perfect timing! 🤕😉

Thank you my dear - fortunately I have a real natural affinity and endless tolerance for sitting on my fat arse watching shit tv and eating crisps so I’m sure I’ll be just fine Smile
Ballsaque · 28/02/2022 22:23

Yikes,so awkward when Al went in for the kiss

Ballsaque · 28/02/2022 22:24

Can’t wait for the dinner party!

Sunbird24 · 28/02/2022 22:31

Missed it all tonight as I was on a train! Will see if I can catch up, but think I’ll be on a different train tomorrow night…

tradition · 28/02/2022 22:36

What channel are you watching it on? I can only see up to episode 4 on E4

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 28/02/2022 22:39

judy

Crisps and shit tv stops my head swimming.

It is a shame for me that a fat(ter) arse is a consequence of that but hey ho 🥴

I’ve still got Thursday to watch. I expect my fat arse will be wobbling with rage at the Andrew stuff.

I’ll be back … 🤗

RobinRedbreasts · 28/02/2022 22:47

@tradition

What channel are you watching it on? I can only see up to episode 4 on E4
shvideos.net/tag/married-at-first-sight-au-season-9/
SpanishFly · 28/02/2022 23:10

Al is starting to be much more likeable, thankfully. Totally awkward non-kiss though 😬
She was proper smouldering at him, so a bit mixed signals doing that then saying she wasn't feeling anything hence why she didn't want a kiss.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard the quiet "oh shiiiit" through gritted teeth was classic 🤣

SpanishFly · 28/02/2022 23:10

Sorry @GreenLunchBox tagged the wrong person in my post 🤦🏼‍♀️

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 28/02/2022 23:30

Am loving Brent and Tam laughing away. I had my concerns but not any more. It is like her ‘I’m nails, me’ façade has dropped.

Andrew is a cock. I like my men gallant not galling. If he wants porny screamy sex fine. But there is no need to be so bloody ungentlemanly.

I hereby hope that every woman from here on in looks at him quizzically and asks him ‘if it is in yet’…

Ant and Selin? J

GreenLunchBox · 28/02/2022 23:35

@SpanishFly Grin

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Ballsaque · 01/03/2022 00:11

@tradition I watched in on All4 at about 9:30pm

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 01/03/2022 00:38

Bolx. That sent pretty much by itself. Fat arse fat thumb.

Jeezo. What is going on with Selin? If she was concerned about looking a sook? She managed that fine. 10/10. Pretty high marks for looking a lot bit of a cahnt tae.

Dom and Jack are fine. The lambing. 😍. She needs to let go of her worries about her short lived marriage. It ain’t all about you all the time. It wasn’t a pop.

MitchE - still ItchE. I feel he is going through the motions. She thinks he’s teasing. I think he is determined not to get near her lulu too often. He may still believe they have teeth or summat.

And the ‘she’s my best friend’ mince? Purlease.

Selina and Cody. You ain’t going to get her forgiving you with a crispy egg. She is understandably feeling not good enough (again).

That massage. About as sensual as a fumble round the bins at Lidl. I fear her arse isn’t hairy enough for him.

Holly’s galloping fallopey tubes are probably recalling their eggs pronto.

The honesty box and the ‘attractiveness question’ is a b’stard move.

And as much as he thinks she wasn’t there? Not into it/him? I doubt any woman would be into him now and if womankind has sense, they won’t be letting him anywhere into them…

That wasn’t honest. That was brutal. I’m sure he wouldn’t be getting another shot. He’d be “entitled” to nowt. 🖕🏼

MuthaFunka61 · 01/03/2022 09:45

I'm unable to play sh videos,the symbol I'm getting looks like I could be missing a codex.
Any thoughts?

TitsInAbsentia · 01/03/2022 11:11

"That massage. About as sensual as a fumble round the bins at Lidl. I fear her arse isn’t hairy enough for him."

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I think this probably describes most of the 'encounters' on this show, Holly was probably thinking exactly this whilst Andrew (have I got his name right, I'm so shit at them still) tried to demo 20 positions in 5 minutes.

Oh little Al striding in to the church accompanied by his voiceoer of "cometh the hour cometh the man" pahhhh dude, your mum runs your life it's so obvious. I feel poor Sam has been properly duffed up with this one, pretty unfair given she's had a previous shitting relationship, she probably doesn't need a showpony manchild to deal with. I suspect he's never had to work this hard in his tiny life..yet...

Very excited for the first dinner party, I love the trash element of this programme!

TitsInAbsentia · 01/03/2022 11:13

@MuthaFunka61

I'm unable to play sh videos,the symbol I'm getting looks like I could be missing a codex. Any thoughts?
Works ok on my tablet, although in fairness I only peeked in and then came out again because I don't want any spoilers (the msm always seem to do a great job of that).

Are you using shvideos.net?

MrsTimRiggins · 01/03/2022 12:44

I really like Jackson, our very own shaggy (off of scooby doo 😂)
I was dying at his brides awful mother, and his ‘yes, my dog is male’ hahaha wtf does that matter?! 😂

MrsTimRiggins · 01/03/2022 12:47

Also, Sam’s dye job is fucking appalling!! She’s very beautiful but her hair is terrible.

maudesvagina · 01/03/2022 12:48

How the hell can Al affford 2 properties at Aussie prices at his age ?
Do wish the ixperts would stop forcing this go on and on about your insecurities business.
And Cody needs to stop with the combover

MrsTimRiggins · 01/03/2022 12:57

Final post, honest 😂
Olivia is so beautiful, her dress was gorgeous. She reminds me of someone but I can’t place who. An actress perhaps.
Hoping against hope Jackson is as nice as he seems 👀