Bolx. That sent pretty much by itself. Fat arse fat thumb.
Jeezo. What is going on with Selin? If she was concerned about looking a sook? She managed that fine. 10/10. Pretty high marks for looking a lot bit of a cahnt tae.
Dom and Jack are fine. The lambing. 😍. She needs to let go of her worries about her short lived marriage. It ain’t all about you all the time. It wasn’t a pop.
MitchE - still ItchE. I feel he is going through the motions. She thinks he’s teasing. I think he is determined not to get near her lulu too often. He may still believe they have teeth or summat.
And the ‘she’s my best friend’ mince? Purlease.
Selina and Cody. You ain’t going to get her forgiving you with a crispy egg. She is understandably feeling not good enough (again).
That massage. About as sensual as a fumble round the bins at Lidl. I fear her arse isn’t hairy enough for him.
Holly’s galloping fallopey tubes are probably recalling their eggs pronto.
The honesty box and the ‘attractiveness question’ is a b’stard move.
And as much as he thinks she wasn’t there? Not into it/him? I doubt any woman would be into him now and if womankind has sense, they won’t be letting him anywhere into them…
That wasn’t honest. That was brutal. I’m sure he wouldn’t be getting another shot. He’d be “entitled” to nowt. 🖕🏼