Emmerdale **NO SPOILERS** The pantomime villain continues the killin'. A dastardly plot but just who takes the shot?

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Jane. Own up.

Are you moonlighting as a scriptwriter?

Princess no no no no Is spot on.

I bet I would! Aww shucks. I'd probably do your head in @FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge

If only I was @FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge Vanity would be curtains!

I so wanted Charity to pull away and say sorry but I love Mackenzie. What the f*ck was the point in Charity and Mackenzie declaring their love after near death experience only for Charity to forget all about him when Vile Vanessa returns. I bet Emma Atkins is gutted about this U-turn in who she's snogging on screen!

I think a lot of women are so starved for female couple representation they think vanity are good together when they're ready not.

*really

What a truly awful episode nothing new there then.

i fast forwarded through all the Chas/Charity stuff. Oh God, surely not back to Vanity again and agree with PP that Vanessa has had a quick personality change in the few weeks she's been back.

I'm glad Rhona stuck up for herself against her awful mother. I think she is actually my mother brought back from the dead as everything Rhona said could have been me

I thought she was based on my mother until she apologised @RaraRachael

JaneJeffer we could be twins

I was quite uncanny to listen to - my mother got worse as she got older.

@JaneJeffer

Yes, Blanche. Stephanie Beecham was Rose. I saw a picture of SB yesterday at Joan Collins' anniversary party. She's holding back the years! I rewatched the first series when they showed it a few years ago during a hot summer and it was perfect viewing for the weather because I could relate to them being all sweaty I lost the second series when we had to change Sky box. Such a great cast.

Thanks Jane

I'm so sick of Chas and Charity, it's boring, she needed the pub sold, it was sold, end of, get over it Chas.

Isn't Liv stunning, she looks beautiful.

my mother got worse as she got older
Something to look forward to

Gee thanks JaneJeffer

As was pointed out to Chas, the problems arose because she got into cahoots with Al. Of course she doesn't know that he blew the place up (another annoying loose end not tied up).

I was just thinking how naturally pretty Liv is. Such a change from the majority of young girls nowadays who are like clones with their orange bodies and pneumatic lips, pouting into their phones.

If @JaneJeffer is starting writing the scripts I’m expecting the Robert cloning factory to start being built next week on Jack's forgotten land

Do the producers actually watch what’s being shown? Is there anyone out there who found the Chad/charity scenes hilarious or even watchable?

Gee thanks JaneJeffer eh?

@OnTheBoardwalk one will do me I'm not greedy Now let's be honest, the programme has gone to fuck since he left and nobody can deny it even if they hate him!

Ah don’t ruin it @JaneJeffer I’ve got images of you cloning copies from some DNA from a tractor accident way back 😃

you get a Robert and you get a Robert, Oprah style

Just catching up .
Another food fight !
Didn't we have one ,not so long ago with Mandy and Nicola ??

Just watched this weeks.
Food fight-meh.
Vanity-yawn
Mandy-self obsessed
Eric-back to his meddling roots I see
Rhona's mum-excellent. She's a fab actress and I hope they don't waste her.
Lovely to see extras around and also Jimmy! Feels like he's been gone for ages.

Has Jimmy lost some weight? You know what we haven't had for ages? Jimmy flashing his arse

@JaneJeffer

Has Jimmy lost some weight? You know what we haven't had for ages? Jimmy flashing his arse

Now that's a step too far 🤣

Gee thanks JaneJeffer - the thought that I could turn like my mother as I got older - what a hideous thought. One of her was more than enough

Oh no @RaraRachael I meant my mother getting worse the older she gets is something for me to look forward to not. I'm sure you and I are not going to be like that. Well hopefully not.

Ah LOL crossed wires. I will use her as a shining example of how not to parent. A friend told me recently how much I looked like my mother - I don't really-- and I could have smacked her

I have to say the writing is spot on. The way she's so lovely to Vanessa while getting digs in at Rhona. Too real.

Lucas