Emmerdale **NO SPOILERS** The pantomime villain continues the killin'. A dastardly plot but just who takes the shot?

[TellingBone]

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'Immolate' is a fabulous word, @FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge

She can't escape again surely. She's another fucking Ted Bundy.

Also, Chloe is becoming a horrible character. Being nasty to Amelia and now supposedly cheating on Noah.

You can see why Chloe and Kerry get on. Selfish arses.

@JaneJeffer

She can't escape again surely. She's another fucking Ted Bundy.

I wouldn't bet against her escaping again. After all, we have been promised something explosive for the big anniversary celebrations later in the year.

I still don't get the point of introducing Chloe, apart from making Kerry and Amy look like they have a proper purpose being there.

I can see it now. Hospital bed, dopey plod guarding the door. Meena asks for a coffee: 'Well I shouldn't really but...', off s/he obligingly goes. Escape!

Meena acquires a tank, a cannon and various firearms. Lumbers in to village at 100mph, singing, 'Here Come the Hotstepper'. Eliminates random villagers.

Escapes in awaiting submarine cunningly hidden in nearby River Wharfe.

🤣🤣 you've given the game away @TellingBone, you ARE an Emmerdale scriptwriter aren't you?!!!

God this is tedious.

Why does Mandy have to screech all the time like some kind of obsessed banshee ?

Why's the vicar staring so hard at the van?

Oh Charles you bloody idiot, you're being played. Manpreet needs to get back with Rishi, he has always believed in her and supported her and would never be taken in by Meena again. He was the only one concerned when Meena was missing. Charles is a fool.

Charles is a total muppet. He needs to go. Ashley would have seen right through meena!

Don't fret people.

So, Chas and Mandy come into the Hide/Hop and overhear the end of a conversation between Liv, Vinnie and Laurel. Chas then gives them the third degree and accuses them of keeping her out of the loop with whatever is or isn't going on. After the youngsters rightly leave cos they've had enough of this shit, it escalates into a full blown row. What utter shit.

I also don't get why useless Charles was transfixed as the van drove past

So that he can tell Mandy etc when she asks where they are ?

It sounds like it wasn’t a disaster I missed tonight’s episode

Oh no it was absolutely brilliant @FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge but we didn't want to be seen enjoying it too much when you were missing out. We're lovely like that.

Tonight's episode was absolutely brilliant as Meena didn't appear on our screens.

Also, did make me laugh that it was a birthday party for Chas with only Mandy and Paddy there. Long gone are the days of old when the whole Dingle clan would descend to celebrate a birthday. Or the Dingles have just realised what a miserable cow Chas has become!

Why is every party at the hop or whatever it's called?

Because Al exploded the pub

Oh yes indeed, an exploded pub, a waterfall / maze disaster, and a serial killer nurse; and yet still not a single reporter in sight in the Village of the Damned.

The only time I remember a reporter being in the village was when Lydia's true identity was discovered and that she had abandoned her baby. Some of the villagers were horrible to Lydia. Odd how she made the Hotten News but serial killer and exploding pub is not worthy.

Quite correct @JaneJeffer, you are all lovely

Ooh maybe Meena has killed all the reporters so she gets an unbiased trial. I don’t think mad as a box of frogs/ott actor/random songstress is a legitimate defence though.

I missed it last night, not sure I can be bothered to catch up