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The Apprentice: Thread 2

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Pebbledashery · 13/01/2022 21:54

No more turds boys!!

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 27/01/2022 21:07

Brown crab is going to take for fucking ever to prep, mind.

dillite · 27/01/2022 21:07

@YoureAllABunchOfBastards

How can you decide on the catch of the day before you actually go out on the boats? Genuinely.
Catch of the day! FISH! SEAWEED!
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Pebbledashery · 27/01/2022 21:08

Shelling all those bastard crabs

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Pebbledashery · 27/01/2022 21:08

Francesca has an extensive CV

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Pebbledashery · 27/01/2022 21:09

There's nothing I like about francesca

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 27/01/2022 21:09

@Pebbledashery

Francesca has an extensive CV
Fishing and car boot sales? Surely that is standard? Wink
dillite · 27/01/2022 21:10

Don't we all go fishing at the car boot sales?

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Pebbledashery · 27/01/2022 21:10

These lot just don't have a clue

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TitsInAbsentia · 27/01/2022 21:11

@YoureAllABunchOfBastards

Brown crab is going to take for fucking ever to prep, mind.
BROWN!! Hope they find some nice green lettuce to go with it.
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Pebbledashery · 27/01/2022 21:11

Harpreet is so clueless

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Pebbledashery · 27/01/2022 21:12

Clue fish finger delivery from harpreet

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 27/01/2022 21:12

Pan ready? Jesus, even the fishmongers at Morrisons won't do that for you, so these twats have no chance.

FingersCrossed223 · 27/01/2022 21:12

Can I just say theres something about Tim, hes absolutely gorgeous

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 27/01/2022 21:13

@Pebbledashery

Clue fish finger delivery from harpreet
Harpreet's gone to Iceland!
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Pebbledashery · 27/01/2022 21:13

@FingersCrossed223

Can I just say theres something about Tim, hes absolutely gorgeous
I know. He's so handsome.
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Pebbledashery · 27/01/2022 21:13

Karren 🤣🤣

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 27/01/2022 21:13

They really have not thought about the prep, have they?

MinglingFlamingo · 27/01/2022 21:13

Look I might be no business woman but I do hail from Cornwall so have a bit of an idea.

You catch the fish then you discuss with buyers what you have. You might just catch one pollock and while their meaty fish you might just catch one . Which is no use for 20'covers.

dillite · 27/01/2022 21:14

Which one is Tim?

TitsInAbsentia · 27/01/2022 21:14

Can't wait for them to find out just how fucking hard it is to fillet a fish, let alone to the standard these guys will want.

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Pebbledashery · 27/01/2022 21:14

Those poor crabs

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dillite · 27/01/2022 21:14

Women squirming. It's just so... Pathetic.

TitsInAbsentia · 27/01/2022 21:15

@MinglingFlamingo

Look I might be no business woman but I do hail from Cornwall so have a bit of an idea.

You catch the fish then you discuss with buyers what you have. You might just catch one pollock and while their meaty fish you might just catch one . Which is no use for 20'covers.

That's what I don't get either, how have they gone in to negotiations when they don't know what they'll get - no makey sense!
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Pebbledashery · 27/01/2022 21:15

Not catched any? Hmm

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MinglingFlamingo · 27/01/2022 21:15

Tits- it's the fresh produce version of doing focus groups late in the day

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