Emmerdale **NO SPOILERS** Meena's got meaner, Manpreet's been parked. How long to wait till this killer's card's marked?

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It’s terrible at the moment I hope they take notice...Meena story gone on forever and a sick story line, Liv gets her head staved in, Al receiving threats from thugs...it’s shit now seriously 😒 ...get some decent writers on the show

Horrible episode tonight. It seems that now the Meena story has sort of ended, they don't know what to do. We don't want to see prison violence, people being duped out of their property or strained relationships. When was the last time something nice happened?
They'll probably wheel out pathetic Marlon and Paddy to inject some "humour" into it. Sorry but those two and their bromance and so-called comedy are well past their sell by date.
Thank goodness for Classic, viewed with a nice cup of tea and some Christmas chocolate when I come in from work.

I promise no spoilers but I’ve just seen an article about emmerdale big year. Does anyone remember playing that game where somebody picks a name then folds the paper and someone else writes the next bit and so on? Like JOAN goes to PERU on A PURPLE CROCODILE with the ISLEY BROTHERS. This is how Emmerdale have got their story boards together. I think they attempted humour and it was Noper and Chloe dressed as a stab victim and death. I’m soaking the cabbages in methylated spirits to we can light them when we hurl them.

I think someone needs to tell that Whiney Brat Liv that Vinny nearly died trying to find evidence that would clear her, Meena was going to kill him, and now she is shouting at him that he is useless and kicking him out of her room.

If i was Mandy i would visit her in prison and give her another pasting. Ungrateful brat.

Anyone watch kelvin Fletcher's new programme the other night?

‘My dad just isn’t interested anymore…’ Well now you’ve done it, Chloe. He’ll be making your life a misery within a week. It’s one of the rules of soap.

I’m now utterly convinced ‘Damon’ will turn out to be Steve Marchant.

I've got it recorded Mog for some reason it's on Tuesdays here. Kelvin was confused about that too

@Gumbomambo

Is this an experiment involving monkeys and typewriters? Well they haven’t come up with Shakespeare have they? I’m going to finish the liqueurs I’ve been saving.

Yep

Clearer version

@JaneJeffer that’s basically just made my week. Hilarious 😂

What was wrong with Marlon's face tonight? It looked like he'd been under a sun lamp for hours

I thought Marlon had been in a fight. But an off screen fight as no idea what he's done to his face.

So, who has tampered with Al's car? So many people to choose from. Chas, Cain, Mackenzie, Paddy, dodgy bloke he's doing business with whose name escapes me?

@JaneJeffer

I've got it recorded Mog for some reason it's on Tuesdays here. Kelvin was confused about that too

@RaraRachael

What was wrong with Marlon's face tonight? It looked like he'd been under a sun lamp for hours

Somethings going on. I wondered if he'd had a mole removed or something? Or maybe it really was a hamster attack

Looks like psoriasis

Marlon's face looked like sunburn !

Billy

Harriet looks a million times better in that uniform with her hair tied back than she ever did in the dog collar! She looks so much younger.

Really weird there was a window cleaner in Classic today too. Wonder if it's the same one.

So who cut the brakes? Chas?

Well done Liam Johnson. Some decent writing at last.

Ffs. Wondered what the set up story was for the police officer drinking.

He needs a pee. Of course he does. 🙄

It's got to be Gavin who is responsible for breaks being cut.

Anyone else hoping Meena doesn't suddenly appear disguised in scrubs now the police officer and Harriet have left Manpreet unguarded?

I'm scared your woman is going to appear.

This is the shit thing now. We know Meena is out there somewhere and likely to reappear at some point. Every episode we'll be expecting her but knowing Emmerdale it will be next Christmas 🙄