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Christmas Masterchef

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Pebbledashery · 21/12/2021 20:01

Where's my chefs at!

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littlbrowndog · 23/12/2021 21:23

It’s the money and contracts Peebles. They have no choice

jay55 · 23/12/2021 21:23

Per what there greggggg.

Pebbledashery · 23/12/2021 21:25

GCs cake looks like tripe

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Blueberrycreampie · 23/12/2021 21:25

That was actually quite funny Gregg - I may have had a Sherry.Blush

Blueberrycreampie · 23/12/2021 21:25

That looks like shite though!

TitsInAbsentia · 23/12/2021 21:25

@Pebbledashery

I bet their house is a state
I reckon not, Stacey is the queen of tidy (I love that declutter show she does!). If she's any sense Joe is confined to one room of the house along with all the kids...
ilovesooty · 23/12/2021 21:26

Shut the fuck up Joe.

Pebbledashery · 23/12/2021 21:28

Can we shove the golden whisk down Joe's throat

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GrandTheftWalrus · 23/12/2021 21:28

@Pebbledashery she's just shat on the couch Envy - not envy. She done it last night as well. She's got 4 teeth all coming in at once so think it's upset her tummy.

littlbrowndog · 23/12/2021 21:29

[quote GrandTheftWalrus]@Pebbledashery she's just shat on the couch Envy - not envy. She done it last night as well. She's got 4 teeth all coming in at once so think it's upset her tummy.[/quote]
Oh no. 😎🤐

littlbrowndog · 23/12/2021 21:30

Shut up greg you know nowt. Nowt

Pebbledashery · 23/12/2021 21:30

@grandtheftwalrus not envy 🤣🤣
Sounds like a pretty normal baby to me 😂

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GrandTheftWalrus · 23/12/2021 21:31

Her sister only shat on the couch once when she was days old. This monster is 7 months old and crapping for Scotland Grin

Pebbledashery · 23/12/2021 21:31

7 months already!

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littlbrowndog · 23/12/2021 21:32

Them Bairns 😎

Pebbledashery · 23/12/2021 21:32

Joe's hair is a really bad just for men job

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TitsInAbsentia · 23/12/2021 21:33

[quote GrandTheftWalrus]@Pebbledashery she's just shat on the couch Envy - not envy. She done it last night as well. She's got 4 teeth all coming in at once so think it's upset her tummy.[/quote]
I'll remember that as an excuse next time I am drunk and shaming myself!

Pebbledashery · 23/12/2021 21:34

Those plantains look ripe

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Wolfcub · 23/12/2021 21:34

The unwhisked egg on the fish was a bit odd

GrandTheftWalrus · 23/12/2021 21:34

Glad to be of help Grin

It still feels like 5 mins from when she was born. She's trying to crawl now as well and eating real food.

Anyways. That fish looks minging.

littlbrowndog · 23/12/2021 21:35

Dry chicken

Pebbledashery · 23/12/2021 21:35

GC looks like the joker

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ilovesooty · 23/12/2021 21:35

Oh Gemma. I'm sure the three Kings didn't eat mackerel.

Wolfcub · 23/12/2021 21:35

Yes the three kings are absolutely going to eat mackerel. Facepalm

littlbrowndog · 23/12/2021 21:36

She made rye bread 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️ She did not

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