Christmas Masterchef

[Pebbledashery]

Where's my chefs at!

I would rather go fasting than eat anything Su knocks up

Ok is there anyone who's not annoying af?

Who is Judi love 🙄

Startling shot there of Jonty's relatively presentable hair just a few short years back...o how the mighty are fallen

Brussel sprouts has no place on my Christmas plate. None.

Fuck off Greggggggggggg

Yeah John looked so much better without the wafty curtains

Sue just melted cheese and chopped up some veg?

God this is bad

@Pebbledashery

Who is Judi love 🙄

She's someone whose agent gets her into whichever Sleb formats they possibly can, Pebble. She was in the just-ended series of Strictly too.

Su - if you do happen to ever read this, less is more!

This is like real bargain bucket, barrel scraping excuse of a show..compared to the professionals last week.

Would it be wrong for sue to be shut in a cupboard

Never heard of Judi Love, what's she famous for..

God, they won't be able to taste that lovely steak for the Scotch Bonnet!

Turned it off after they opened the advent doors. Not the characters for me. I found it too much.

John's going to be trumping away tonight after those sprouts.. Lucky Lisa.

Meant to add that I believe Judi L is a sometime Loose Woman, Pebble. Not sure that adds anything much, though 😂

Loose women 🤣🤣

Nice cabbage...
Compliment of the series

Hope you are feeling better Pebbles, though to be honest the selection of celebs for celeb Masterchef would be enough to set anyone into a fainting couch decline. Of all the irritating people they could have picked, Su,Joey,Roddick would be the low hanging fruit IMO. I suppose that’s why they got chosen.

Is Greg moonlighting on the veg counter of Morrison’s? Someone tell him you are not supposed to wear the uniform home.

Are they playing up their stupidity or getting help?

@viques feeling much better xx still not 100% but not dying like last week.. Hope you're ok xxx

@littlbrowndog

Would it be wrong for sue to be shut in a cupboard

Only if I was allowed to hide the key. Start counting Su...

[quote Pebbledashery]@viques feeling much better xx still not 100% but not dying like last week.. Hope you're ok xxx[/quote]
I am good thanks, though I had to do a mad cleaning rush when I realised I was having a present swap with a friend, then when they turned up they didn’t come in! Grrr. Still all done now.