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Christmas Masterchef

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Pebbledashery · 21/12/2021 20:01

Where's my chefs at!

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Pebbledashery · 21/12/2021 20:45

God he's really let himself go

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Pebbledashery · 21/12/2021 20:46

Christmas Dinner vomited into a Yorkshire pudding. Yum.

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Blueberrycreampie · 21/12/2021 20:46

Pomegranate seeds wtf are they doing there??!

littlbrowndog · 21/12/2021 20:47

@Blueberrycreampie

Pomegranate seeds wtf are they doing there??!
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Sunbird24 · 21/12/2021 20:47

He’s not even taken it out of the pan!

Pebbledashery · 21/12/2021 20:47

Gregg is so uncultured

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Wolfcub · 21/12/2021 20:47

I wonder what they'd be saying if the chefs from last week had cooked this shit

Halsall · 21/12/2021 20:48

The all-in-one Yorkshire pudding Christmas dinner has a distinct air of the 'Christmas dinner in a can' that I remember being sold a couple of years back 🤮

littlbrowndog · 21/12/2021 20:48

What a fucking tosser he is

viques · 21/12/2021 20:48

Gemma Collins,Joe Swash, Les Dennis and Richard Coles? Oh come on, that must be a joke. Blimey , all they need is Prince Andrew and it would be a full house of irritating ineptitude . Greg included for free. I am not even sure if all those people should be allowed in the same space at the same time, wouldnt it create a dangerous intellectual vacuum which could actually cause the entire universe to disappear up its own fundament?

Unremarkable · 21/12/2021 20:49

Those cupcakes looked like something my son would’ve brought home from primary school and then refused to eat. Bleurgh.

Blueberrycreampie · 21/12/2021 20:49

That carrot looks like a chopped off finger🤣

SpindleWhirling · 21/12/2021 20:50

@viques

Gemma Collins,Joe Swash, Les Dennis and Richard Coles? Oh come on, that must be a joke. Blimey , all they need is Prince Andrew and it would be a full house of irritating ineptitude . Greg included for free. I am not even sure if all those people should be allowed in the same space at the same time, wouldnt it create a dangerous intellectual vacuum which could actually cause the entire universe to disappear up its own fundament?
I'm actually laughing so much I hurt slightly Grin thank you
Blueberrycreampie · 21/12/2021 20:50

Please do not chortle like that Gregg🤮

Pebbledashery · 21/12/2021 20:50

Hope Gregg gets food poisoning over Xmas

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Wolfcub · 21/12/2021 20:51

I want some Jamaican Black Cake and Guinness ice cream please

Pebbledashery · 21/12/2021 20:51

@viques 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Wolfcub · 21/12/2021 20:52

I've only just noticed that bloody bow tie. Wtf does he look like

littlbrowndog · 21/12/2021 20:52

@viques

Gemma Collins,Joe Swash, Les Dennis and Richard Coles? Oh come on, that must be a joke. Blimey , all they need is Prince Andrew and it would be a full house of irritating ineptitude . Greg included for free. I am not even sure if all those people should be allowed in the same space at the same time, wouldnt it create a dangerous intellectual vacuum which could actually cause the entire universe to disappear up its own fundament?
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Pebbledashery · 21/12/2021 20:52

Would John and Gregg not feel ashamed presenting this

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Wolfcub · 21/12/2021 20:53

@Pebbledashery

Would John and Gregg not feel ashamed presenting this
I imagine money gets in the way of shame
Sunbird24 · 21/12/2021 20:53

They’re probably paid enough to have no shame (which for Greggggg probably doesn’t take much )

Blueberrycreampie · 21/12/2021 20:55

@Wolfcub Money gets in the way of shame. I like that! 👍

Pebbledashery · 21/12/2021 20:56

Judi wins yet another celebrity show

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littlbrowndog · 21/12/2021 20:57

🤐🤐😬😎

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