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Christmas Masterchef

611 replies

Pebbledashery · 21/12/2021 20:01

Where's my chefs at!

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RomainingCalm · 27/12/2021 20:29

Those figs just need a big lump of good vanilla ice cream and a couple of biscuits, sod the ricotta and rosemary stuff.

TheDogsMother · 27/12/2021 20:30

Come on Santosh you Nepalese national hero.

Wolfcub · 27/12/2021 20:30

Please for the love of god let santosh's dish be good

ponkydonkey · 27/12/2021 20:30

I usually love master chef
But They are all annoying me this evening

RomainingCalm · 27/12/2021 20:31

@ponkydonkey

I usually love master chef But They are all annoying me this evening

It is a bit of a celebration of poncery in the kitchen.

TheDogsMother · 27/12/2021 20:31

Hmmm burnt feather powder Hmm

Pebbledashery · 27/12/2021 20:31

Santosh has given up his slot on Nepalese Lorraine Kelly to be here today, he needs to be good.

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littlbrowndog · 27/12/2021 20:32

Sipping gravy 🤣

Pebbledashery · 27/12/2021 20:32

Millet is so bland ordinarily

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Pebbledashery · 27/12/2021 20:33

I just love Santosh

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littlbrowndog · 27/12/2021 20:34

That pud ❤️

Pebbledashery · 27/12/2021 20:34

I would woof that.

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AlecTrevelyan006 · 27/12/2021 20:35

Santosh is da man

TheDogsMother · 27/12/2021 20:35

Well done smiley Santosh

littlbrowndog · 27/12/2021 20:36

Oh fuck it’s Greg

Halsall · 27/12/2021 20:36

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ilovesooty · 27/12/2021 20:36

Well done Santosh.

Oh baldy twat.

Wolfcub · 27/12/2021 20:36

Oh fucking fuck why is that bellend here

Pebbledashery · 27/12/2021 20:36

Oh having to lower the tone by inviting this fucker along

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TheDogsMother · 27/12/2021 20:36

Oh nooooo Gregg !!!!

Blueberrycreampie · 27/12/2021 20:36

Oh no!

jay55 · 27/12/2021 20:36

Who the fuck let him through the door.

RomainingCalm · 27/12/2021 20:37

Oh no, just when we though it was safe.

And isn't it bad luck to give someone a knife... even if it's disguised as a trophy

Pebbledashery · 27/12/2021 20:37

Shame he can't shove that knife where the sun doesn't shine

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TheDogsMother · 27/12/2021 20:38

Yum Parson's Nose skewers. What's not to like ?